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[wolfythewitch]

In the spirit of the odyssey my plans to watch Nolan's odyssey tomorrow has been interrupted by unforseen circumstances

[bedupolker]

politicians will name their proposals "the act to defend freedom and justice by the honesty coalition of friendship" and the contents will be a comprehensive plan on how the state should spike the tap water with giardia and start guillotining elderly golden retrievers in public

[skumbria721]

oc designs dump!

[skumbria721]

[dorothygale]

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.

[nattarthetimedragon]

Ehrye, Taiki, Meri the Kewa, and Aodhan

[elodieunderglass]

Must've been hard as hell in the day-to-day

[elodieunderglass]

Frodo: I just felt like I was really locked in … idk

Sam:

[elodieunderglass]

Getting notes on this post is like …. Girls you might be in burnout. Sorry I can’t help. 😘 though

[cryptdidnt]

Finding out about the existence of evil politicians through news of their deaths is not the worst way to go about it tbh

[heyfruitcake]

Now that everyone is discussing Nolan's Odyssey movie, I feel like it's a good time to let non-Italians know that the production dumped plastic props into the Italian sea. Weirdly enough I could not find any article in English about it but it's a fucking problem nonetheless.

I might translate this article later today. This one was the most complete one, even in Italian news it's not talked about that much.

L'Odissea di Nolan tra "scheletri spazzatura" e relitti: Arpa al lavoro in Sicilia, che succede

Non è la prima volta che la produzione solleva un vespaio in Sicilia. A Lipari una squadra di sub sarebbe però già impegnata a bonificare i

[rodi-16]

Low quality Blurr because why not.

[pinetreevillain]

Man i sure love that guy

[shithowdy]

american blackbirds are icterids but european blackbirds are thrushes but american robins are thrushes but european robins are flycatchers and they are named robin because (checks notes) brits in the 1400s called them "robert" on account of they are just some familiar guy who shows up in your yard. hold on post canceled is that really why they are called that? what the fuck. they did this with jackdaws and magpies too? i can't even be annoyed. how human. "who's that? that's bob." fuck dude it sure is.

[nattarthetimedragon]

Kinloka

[brightgoat]

You have alerted the horde.

Minecraft: My World AU - Nether Arc Part 16

[memecucker]

[ottisbuns]

[zybilna]

Makuta Teridax is

Cool with it

Transphobic

Something weirder

Remaining time: 4 days 7 hours

[crystaltoa]

Pathetic little fool. Is THAT all you aspire to become? You would be content with the most meager alterations to your weak corporeal flesh?

Your idea of commanding the respect of others is... for them to use your name? and pronouns? And be treated as...

..an Equal?

Not to strike terror and anguish into the hearts of your enemies? Not to subjugate the weak? Not to bring empires to their knees? Not to inflict untold pain and suffering across the cosmos?

You sicken me. As always, you lesser beings lack vision. You require only a small, insipid body for a small and insipid mind.

Of course your kind could never conceive of being anything more than what you are, that you would transition that miserable, shambling sack of organic material you call a body into something equally dull and unimaginative. You transition, but you never transcend.

Now, were you to comprehend the scope and machinations of my, as you would call it, "transition goals," your feeble mind would surely-

[ramienbox]

I have no clue what im doing I never used Tumblr before I just want to post my silly Ninjago Art here, preferebly the gay shit

Also Reddit was way too mean about this one (It was just two people but It was so funny to me, like, i could have done much worse :P )

[junglejim4322]

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

[iamamazingmason]

On today’s episode of “digitizing that thing from my neglected art pile” TOA TAHU! Now live and in color!