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Joel: I didn't see you as a pet person, Doctor. Twelve: Oh, I'm very much a pet person. I've had many. Including a dog I was rather fond of. Joel: Oh, what breed? Twelve: Tin. Joel: I see... Joel: So these cats are yours then? Twelve: Oh no. I've hired them to do a very specific job for me. Joel: Ah, bit of a rat issue, is it? Twelve: Something like that. Joel: How do you tell them apart? They look identical. Twelve: Their accents mainly. Joel: Right...
Concept/Script For A Wish Fan Animation
INT. PALACE - DAY
KING MAGNIFICO walks through the halls of an immense palace full of Disney characters. He comes to a fork in the hallway.
One side leads to a room filled with all the classic Disney heroes. Confidently, MAGNIFICO approaches them, only to have the door slammed in his face.
MAGNIFICO glances at the door leading to the other room, which is full of villains. He gulps nervously and tries to enter the room.
The villains all stare at him, some sneering in disgust, others cruelly laughing. They literally kick him out, slamming the door.
INT. HALLWAY - MOMENTS LATER
MAGNIFICO wanders alone, dejected. A somber version of When You Wish Upon A Star, comprised of wordless female vocals, begins playing.
Looking back and forth between the heroes and villains, MAGNIFICO sighs sadly, his eyes filling with tears.
Suddenly, a hand gently holds his. The music becomes more uplifting. MAGNIFICO turns to see a crowd of people smiling lovingly at him.
As the music reaches a glorious crescendo, MAGNIFICO beams in delight, embraced by his fans in a massive group hug. A tear of happiness runs down his cheek.
Cue in on Yogi's treasure hunters beginning of a meeting, T.C. hosting
Top Cat: Good afternoon gentlemen and crackheads!-
*surprised wows from the crew, QuickDraw(probably): I'm a crackhead!*
Top Cat: Listen up! I'm assigning you a very special, and personal to mwah, treasure! Ya see this? *big diamond shows up on screen* This is the rare, priceless diamond that I'm going to give to my brand new husband! And/or wife! It'll be their's for the rest of time, with this old Commodore 64 system! So if you want- *cuts up*
Yogi Bear: Hey Hey! Seems to my smarter-than-average eyes, Top Cat's come out as Bi!-
Top Cat (in a panic): -BY THE WAY IM BISEXUAL I FORGOT TO ANNOUNCE THAT-HOW DO YOU TURN THIS SHIT OFF--
Mini Sonadow Script
Shadow: I've been thinking ... if someone would cry for me if I died...
Sonic: Well... I did.
Shadow: -rapidly looks at him, curious-
Sonic: -while he lets out giggles- W-well...! when I thought you were dead... that time in the ARK... Just a little
(Jane Goodall, living in Africa with the chimps)
Jane: Hello Bobo!
Bobo: OOO OOO OOO!
Jane: Thank you Bobo. Also. Bobo. Did you know we were out of milk?
Bobo: Damn it Jane, climb down the tree and get some yourself, you never contribute anything to groceries. Also stop leaving your science notebooks all over the living room floor!
necromancers: ..... Comrade Stalin?
Joseph Stalin: Jesus fucking.... You know, I was enjoying a nice relaxing retirement down in Hell. You better have a damn good reason to bring me back.
Necromancers: We do.
Stalin: Okay what happened? Did the USSR break up? Did Shostakovitch write another terrible symphony? ARE THE NAZIS BACK?
Necromancers: I mean yes, to all of those but uhm. *cough* we were wondering if we could pet your mustache?
Alecc: Do you ever feel like you just.....don’t belong anywhere?
Kosmy: Oh, cry me a river.
Misaka sneezes Touma heard it.. Touma said "Misaka did you catch the cold?" Misaka replied. I.. I didn't ! (surprised) I just accidentally forgot my coat today.. Ahh.. well then "shoves clothes".. then Touma lends his scarf.. Misaka reacts. I - I don't want it!! then Touma replied "but your cold aren't you?? or you just don't want it because its mine? Misaka replied.. thats not it, its because your going to catch a cold now..!! then Touma forced to lend his coat. "geez.. you're a girl don't act so cold. there you go.. Misaka blushes o/////o . Then Misaka said Thank you Touma... o//////o
