Buster Gallon: Wow, what is the most beautiful woman in the world doing planting corn?
[Farmhand reader is sweating covered in mud and probably smells like a fermented gym sock, she immediately thinks the bot is messing with her.]
R/n: Stop fricking wit' me and screw off!
(Buster Gallon chuckles and leaves to go tend to the other fields he comes back a bit later when R/n is taking a break laying in the shade.)
Buster Gallon: Even more beautiful when you’re on your back.~
R/n, covering her face in embarrassment: For Pete's sake, leave me alone!
[Buster Gallon didn't leave he sat down next to the human woman and got one of his Minis to get R/n some water from the ranch's farmer's market; it was a funny scene in the tent, when the old rancher did a double take and saw a tiny version of the robot they just hired standing on the counter holding a water bottle under his arm and waving a dollar at them. [my version of Motown is in Canada, so he's holding a Loonie (that's what we call a one dollar coin here)] Things took off from there, R/n realized Buster Gallon was seriously flirting with her and the two have been dating for 6 weeks.]
{Dad hook au: Heavy Iron is looking for Black Hook to see if he put paint thinner in his soap again? and walks in on the weirdest sight.
Black Hook sitting at a makeshift table surrounded surrounded by giant plushies and mini-gallons he was holding a little pink gas can and wearing homemade giant pink fairy wings and little crown on his head.]
Heavy Iron: What in the ever living hell is this?!
Black Hook: Fairy queen tea party....
Hreavy Iron: Wha-
{Black Hook's daughter Marina walks in with a canister of teal colored mystery glowing liquid, the forgeling paused when she noticed Heavy Iron and glared at him.]
Marina: Lady Butterfly this guest is under dressed if she wants to stay she must abide by the dress code.
Black Hook, with evil glee in his eyes: Agreed.~
Heavy Iron: I'm not putting on-
Black Hook: Ye don't have a choice, it's a Fairy Queen tea party.
[Cut to an eye twitching Heavy Iron wearing a fuzzy purple tiara with matching wings.]
Marina, with her little "teapot": Would you like some tea miss Sparkle?~
{Heavy Iron was about to decline but one glare from Black Hook was enough for him to quietly hold his purple can out; Heavy Iron grimaced as Marina poured the liquid into it.]
Heavy Iron: Thank you, princess.
Marina: Drink up!~
Heavy Iron: Not right-
Black Hook, glaring at him: Drink the damn tea, Sparkle.
[Heavy Iron winced and downed the whole cup he was surprised that the mysterious drink actually tasted good, it was fuel mix Black Hook made earlier and he added food coloring to it to give it the teal color, and the glowing was actually from the canister it had a light inside.
Heavy Iron also learned an important lesson that day about parenting and that lesson was: When a little one hands you a toy phone and says "It's for you." you don't ignore them or tell them "not now". You answer the damn phone... At least that's what Yuri told Black Hook who passed knowledge on to Heavy Iron.]
Monster Cardbot au: How Luska! Black Hook met his reader. [1/3]
Now Cross posted on my wattpad
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It was because of Marina the youngling had figured out how use glamor magic for the first time and decided to wander around the human world.
Unfortunately since Marina has only known the sea soon the little whale chimera found herself in a spot of trouble, when she started drying out! Black Hook hadn't taught her how use seals yet, he always placed one on her that kept her hydrated when on land, so Marina panicked and tried to run to the nearest beach but passed out before she could reach the water...
That's where R/n came in she was walking down the beach near her house after a disastrous surprise date her friends arranged with a stranger, thinking it would be romantic! However the stranger was someone R/n vaguely knew, he was married she knows that 'cos R/n works with his husband... She knows its the same guys 'cos she's seen pictures of him on her coworkers desk.
R/n excused herself to go to the bathroom and called said coworker to inform him of where and what his husband was doing tonight... She snuck out the back and circled around the diner just as her pissed off coworker pulled in to the parking lot! She didn't stick around to see the confrontation and wandered back to her home.
But as R/n was walking down the beach listening to the waves and sounds of distant music from the pier, she saw what look like a child passed out on the beach! R/n rushed over to check on them! When she noticed something very off about this child...
She had grey skin and her head.. At first R/n thought it was some kind of helmet! but when she tried to take it off it wouldn't move, well the part that looked like Orinasal mask came off to reveal a pair bear trap like jaws instead of a mouth! It was very apparent this little girl wasn't human but what was she?
R/n heard people coming and without a second thought picked the girl up and carried the child back to her place, unbeknownst to R/n she was being watched 6 pairs of eyes observed from behind a trash can as three little Cog-goyles (Monster bot Mini Gallons) watched on warily.
the Navy blue and neon green colored one seemed to be the leader, it silently ordered a yellow and purple one to go back their creator and report what they found! The yellow one nodded ran towards the sea where a strange glow emanated from beneath the waves as it jumped in.
While Navy and it's olive green and orange sibling followed the human to whereever she was taking the youngling to, the mini monster cardbots stayed close behind but out of sight as they arrived to a secluded and somewhat rundown seaside cabin.
R/n approached her home she saw the solar yard lights come on lighting the yard up in a dim glow as the apparition of her uncle appeared in the rocking chair on the porch, he eyed the child in her arms with mild curiousity. "Hmm, odd one... put 'er in the tub add some salt in there too.' He instructed with a gruff tone before disappearing.
R/n did as he said and kept an eye on the child she was starting to look better, hopefully she wakes up soon and R/n can get an answer on what this little one was and hand her off to her family...
Meanwhile in a unnamed cove...
The yellow Cog-goyle arrived back to base it quickly approached it's creator it explained in Morse code about what it and the other's had saw, the was a low growl coming from deeper in the cove as shadowy figure rouse from the fog causing the little Cog-goyle to shiver in fear as a singular yellow eye glared down at it as eerily calm voice hissed "I see..."
(back with R/n)
It had been a few hours since R/n found that kid on the beach, know she kind of wishes she left her there because as soon at the child woke aside from freaking out and trying bit R/n's arm off, the kid started trashing her house!.. of course this was after R/n manage to convince her with food that she was harmless, at first the child wasn't very talkative all R/n was able to get out of her was her name: Marina.
Well Marina soon got distracted by all the electronics and knickknacks around R/n's home she started this whole "What this? What's that?" routine by picking up things then throwing them once she lost interest, this caused R/n test her reflexes whenever Marina held something expensive in her hands...
However this Q&A was quickly interrupted by R/n's uncle's ghost appearing to her with a grim expression on his face as he said one word. "Hide" before a metal tentacle smash through her living room window, it passed through her uncle's spirit and nearly skewered R/n!
"What the hell?!" the human shrieked as more tentacles smashed through the other windows and door each time they missed R/n! but it was obvious they were aiming at her! she army crawled over to Marina; who was distracted by a Hello Kitty plushy, she was intending to pull the kid down to keep her from getting hurt but the second R/n got close to Marina the tentacles just froze up and stopped their attack .
R/n was confused wondering if it was sort of trick? as one of the larger tentacles slowly slithered over to Marina and carefully caressed her face the strange child still sort of distracted to by the plushy grabbed it, the tentacle carefully wrapped around her waist and pulled Marina out of the house, R/n who was also hanging on to the child was pulled out with her... R/n got knocked out.
