#farmhand reader

[imagine-darksiders]

He only had to try 5 more times before he got it right.

[harveybwabbit92]

Buster Gallon: Wow, what is the most beautiful woman in the world doing planting corn?

[Farmhand reader is sweating covered in mud and probably smells like a fermented gym sock, she immediately thinks the bot is messing with her.]

R/n: Stop fricking wit' me and screw off!

(Buster Gallon chuckles and leaves to go tend to the other fields he comes back a bit later when R/n is taking a break laying in the shade.)

Buster Gallon: Even more beautiful when you’re on your back.~

R/n, covering her face in embarrassment: For Pete's sake, leave me alone!

[Buster Gallon didn't leave he sat down next to the human woman and got one of his Minis to get R/n some water from the ranch's farmer's market; it was a funny scene in the tent, when the old rancher did a double take and saw a tiny version of the robot they just hired standing on the counter holding a water bottle under his arm and waving a dollar at them. [my version of Motown is in Canada, so he's holding a Loonie (that's what we call a one dollar coin here)] Things took off from there, R/n realized Buster Gallon was seriously flirting with her and the two have been dating for 6 weeks.]

[imagine-darksiders]

Bulkhead would be so cute with a crush fr.

[harveybwabbit92]

[Edo introduces his half-sister to everyone (Except for Buster Gallon since the two were already well acquainted), he notices Ivy and Glober were skittish around her; Ivy in particular... he noted the Australian kept avoiding looking at her directly.]

R/n: It's good to meet you, Edo talks about you guys a lot.

Ivy, is staring awkwardly over R/n's shoulder.: I bet he does.

Glober, standing behind her: Ah...yeah(stares up the sky)

[R/n gets weirded out by their reactions]

R/n: Erm, bro? I'm gonna go grocery shopping, I'll be back in a while.

Edo: Be safe! sis~ *Turns to both Ivy and Glober* What in the world was that?

Glober, playing dumb: That? Edo we have no-

Buster Gallon, butting in: Don't give us that bull! you both acted as if she were hideous!

Ivy: It's not like that okay! Um... I know your sister, already....Sorta?

Edo, stares at her bemused: How? She never mentioned you.

[Ivy and Glober blush.]

Ivy: Well...When I say I "know her" I don't mean personally. I mean know her from an... artistic perspective.

Edro: You've lost me.

Glober: Was your sister ever an actress?

Edo: Yeah for a bit, but what does..*realizes* No.

*Ivy winces*

Edo, shaking his head: Not my sister!

Buster Gallon: What? I don't get it, R/n was an actress?

Ivy: Uh...S-she's a well, was a D-list actress. Like, she was recognizable enough but not really mainstream. She mostly starred as the eye candy in these cheap sci-fi movies and mockbusters...

(Edo relaxed 'cos he thought the worst.)

Ivy:....and one porno, *Edo squeaks* Hotel hot tub party?

Riley, interrupting: College hot tub party, she wasn't in the sequel.

{Blue Cop whips around gives Riley a WTF? look.]

Riley, she starts sweating: Er...I gotta sort out the hubcaps!

[a Blue cop flustered follows her.]

Edo: *faints*

Ivy, staring down at the unconscious man: She didn't do anything, she just sat topless in a hot tub for like 5 minutes then was never seen again.*to Mega Trucker* tell him that when he wakes up...

{That's Buster Gallon got introduced Raptor-cop and R/n's topless scene before she gets mauled to death two minutes later. Now he understood why Ivy and Glober acted the way they did when they met her...They were both trying not to look at her chest.]

[harveybwabbit92]

[Buster Gallon and R/n are trapped in a underground garage while a tornado rages outside!]

Buster Gallon: The tornado seems to be moving in the South-West. The actual location I'm really not 100% sure because I'm not uhh- What’s the word, uhh-…

R/n: …A meteorologist?

Buster Gallon: A compass.

R/n: Alright, never mind.