Can you do a head canon where Nicole takes care of Wynonna and Waverly who both have the flu and are being terrible patients because they can't leave the homestead? Wynonna keeps trying to sneak to the kitchen for booze and Waverly just wants to cuddle.
I don’t know- can I? (Aren’t you supposed to be the English teacher?)
ok so Waverly and Nicole were supposed to have plans
they were going to go out and do something super couple-y and gay like mini-golf or something idk
my ex and I went mini-golfing for a date and our friends said that was a super gay thing to do idk
but when Nicole gets to the homestead it’s basically like the walking dead
“i’m ready to-” **cough** “-go”
Nicole just looks at Waverly like she’s insane. because. well.
Wynonna is draped over the arm chair, passed out with her mouth hanging open, and Nicole might think she was dead if her lungs weren’t rattling
Waverly can’t even keep her eyes open and her nose is running
“baby, i love you, but you look terrible.”
it takes a bit of convincing because Waverly is stubborn really wants to go mini-golfing, but finally she agrees to let Nicole take care of them if they can go another day
Nicole goes to get her and Wynonna some water in the kitchen and puts some bread in the toaster when she hears Waverly calling for her
she goes back to the living room to see Wynonna is awake now, looking slightly confused (what’s new) and Waverly is wrapped up in like 5 blankets so she looks like a huge ball with just her head sticking out
it’s adorable
she looks at Nicole with these big eyes and Nicole knows what she wants but then Wynonna tries to get up so she has to push her back down
“sit down, Earp. i’m taking care of you today.”
Wynonna is not happy. she’s an independent person and doesn’t need Nicole
until she tries to get up and her legs don’t want to work
“i want whiskey”
“i got you water. it’s liquid and it also starts with a w, so it’s as close as you’re going to get”
Nicole gets the toast and gives it to each of the sisters
finally she sits down on the couch and Waverly climbs on to her lap before her butt even hits the couch
it’s like less than five minutes and then she’s snoring with her mouth open
Nicole is stroking her hair and she knows she’s never seen Waverly more beautiful than she is right now
Wynonna finally manages to move her legs and tries to sneak off to the kitchen
“Wynonna!” she’s whisper yelling because she doesn’t want to wake Waverly
“you gonna stop me?”
“sit down!”
“like you’re going to do anything about it”
Nicole just glares because she knows Wynonna’s right; she can’t move without waking up Waverly
Wynonna tries to look smug but it’s not really working with her red, leaking nose and half-closed eyes
“just drink the water”
Wynonna sighs and sits back down on the arm chair “I’ll get my booze later”
she really just didn’t have the strength to walk all the way to the kitchen but didn’t want Nicole to know that
this was not how Nicole expected her day to go, but she really can’t say she’s that upset about it
