*showers* *immediately puts the same pajamas back on, but this time with the Good Underwear™*
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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trying on a metaphor

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@tigerstriped-sky
*showers* *immediately puts the same pajamas back on, but this time with the Good Underwear™*
The best fucking thing I’ve ever seen
Gordon Ramsey has settled the candy corn debate once and for all.
*actively ignores thinking about my future*
My husband and I are surprising our 6 year old by taking him to Disney for his b-day tomorrow. We’ve been in the car for 4+ hours and he still thinks we are on our way home from school. He keeps saying “looks like we’re almost home!” 😂
Bless his heart.
Update: we arrived to Disney World, he thinks we took a wrong turn and is very concerned about who is going to feed our cat.
dude are you fucking kidding me i do watch cooking shows like this
Everyone I know watches cooking shows like this
im the same way with Chopped
She’s not perfect but she sure knows how to win a vote
Can you believe margot robbie did this stunt on her own without any wires while wearing high heels
we had to hear stories about fucked up shit jared leto was doing for a year for his 5 seconds of mediocrity while this woman was out here actually becoming a gymnast?????
I can absolutely believe that, yes.
In 1970, when originally offered the lead role in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory by director Mel Stuart, the great Gene Wilder accepted on one condition. “When I make my first entrance,” he explained, “I’d like to come out of the door carrying a cane and then walk toward the crowd with a limp. After the crowd sees Willy Wonka is a cripple, they all whisper to themselves and then become deathly quiet. As I walk toward them, my cane sinks into one of the cobblestones I’m walking on and stands straight up, by itself; but I keep on walking, until I realize that I no longer have my cane. I start to fall forward, and just before I hit the ground, I do a beautiful forward somersault and bounce back up, to great applause.” Asked why, Wilder said, “Because from that time on, no one will know if I’m lying or telling the truth.”
There’s a continuous sunset traveling the world. I like to think there’s an unbroken wave of people admiring it.
Alexander Hamilton: Lafayette’s a smart man he’ll be fine.
Lafayette: *is in prison*
she burned him 👏