#minisparta

[overdramaticntrue]

Kellen Liao (Alicorn): oh god yeah

Kellen Liao (Alicorn): that's also painful

Kellen Liao (Alicorn): but yeah, butt bruise. I went to a party yesterday and pretty much everyone was drinking at least a little bit except me

Kellen Liao (Alicorn): and yet, the person who didn't have anything to drink manages to fall down the stairs

SWARM OF ARBITRARILY LARGE ROCKET-POWERED LAMPS: XD

SWARM OF ARBITRARILY LARGE ROCKET-POWERED LAMPS: Nice one.

Idiot: maybe it’s a sign from jesus to start drinking

Idiot: /unhelpful

Canada: maybe jesus was touching your butt because he's proud you didn't drink but he touched the butt too hard

Canada: he does that sometimes

Canada: /even less helpful

Idiot: someone tell jesus he gotta ask the cutie before he touch the bootie

Canada: amen

[overdramaticntrue]

but like we're going to be a girl band (with a dude drummer and a genderqueer keytarist because girlness is fluid)

and we're calling ourselves Three Inch Arsenal because we had to check if Brody had any knives that were under the California legal maximum and of course he has an arsenal of them

but since half the band is Canadian we'll argue about whether it's the Three Inch or 7.62cm Arsenal at the start of every show

and hell yeah I've got dibs on the tambourine

[overdramaticntrue]

never let me name my own band, the saga of me and Liz starting a girl band

Eurovision Rejects (ER)

The G Strings (GS)

Shadow Cabinet (SC)

The Swarm of Presidents (SP/SOP)

No Pants O’Clock (NPO)

The Arctic Hedgehogs (AH)

The Door Keys (DK)

Three Inch Arsenal (TIA)

[overdramaticntrue]

me trying to explain french to liz

me: the letter "h" no longer exists. erase it from your mind.

me: the letter "t" is kind of moody and misanthropic, approach it with care.

liz: what about "n"? "n" isn't very nice either.

me: "n" is iffy. "n" is just waiting for the right moment to shine.

[coleflower]

"SWEET FLAMING JESUS ON A FERRIS WHEEL."

thisurlisactuallywittierthanyou Apparently I'm attractive.

[coleflower]

[11:00:54 PM] Kellen Liao (Alicorn): perservering, compassionate... is there a word for hard-working that isn't hard-working

[11:00:56 PM] Kellen Liao (Alicorn): YAY

[11:01:03 PM] Coala Bear: Hm, I don't think so.

[11:01:03 PM] wool sweater: working hard

[11:01:12 PM] Coala Bear: hardly working.

[11:01:18 PM] wool sweater: Yeah.

[11:01:24 PM] Kellen Liao (Alicorn): notice I said "a word" :P

[11:01:34 PM] smilee: yay cole

[11:01:41 PM] smilee: um

driven kind of

[11:01:45 PM] wool sweater: some obscure russian word?

[11:02:01 PM] smilee: disciplined?

[11:02:11 PM] Coala Bear: diligent, industrious, conscientious, assiduous, sedulous, painstaking, persevering, unflagging, untiring, tireless, indefatigable, studious;

[11:02:23 PM] wool sweater: DILIGENT

[11:02:25 PM] wool sweater: that one

[11:02:30 PM] Coala Bear: keen, enthusiastic, zealous, busy, with one's shoulder to the wheel, with one's nose to the grindstone

[11:02:37 PM] Kellen Liao (Alicorn): did you

[11:02:39 PM] Kellen Liao (Alicorn): what

[11:02:42 PM] Kellen Liao (Alicorn): the last two

[11:02:45 PM] wool sweater: yes say "with one's nose to the grindstone"

[11:02:46 PM] wool sweater: use that one

[11:02:58 PM] Coala Bear: Ahahahahaha

[11:03:00 PM] Kellen Liao (Alicorn): I don't even know what's up with the last two

[11:03:02 PM] Coala Bear: Dictionary.com

[11:03:07 PM] smilee: I am a with one's nose to the grindstone worker.

[11:03:10 PM] Coala Bear: *google dictionary service

[11:03:27 PM] wool sweater: we could use a worker like that

[coleflower]

[11:12:31 PM] A fairly pin-like Liz: GALS

[11:12:35 PM] Coala Bear: GIVE ME SOMETHING ROMANTIC TO SAY TO START A CONVERSTATION WITH JOZI

[11:12:49 PM | Edited 11:13:03 PM] Nick : " I want you so bad"

[11:12:52 PM] Micah H: "Hi *wink wink*"

[11:12:53 PM] A fairly pin-like Liz: Just go "ehhhhhhhhhhhhh"

[11:12:53 PM] wool sweater: YOU'RE LIKE THE APPLE OF MY EYE ONLY NOT AN APPLE

[11:13:25 PM] Coala Bear: ..

[11:13:35 PM] Coala Bear: SPARTA GIVES ROMANTIC ADVICE..

THE MUSICAL.

[coleflower]

[12:17:46 AM] A fairly pin-like Liz: HEY GUYS IT'S COLESLAWS BIRTHDAY

[12:18:02 AM] Nick : HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLE-WHO-ISN'T-HERE

[12:18:11 AM] LIALIALIA: WHOA

[12:18:29 AM] A fairly pin-like Liz: ACTUALLY IN 2 HOURS

[12:18:38 AM] A fairly pin-like Liz: BUT THERE IT'S HIS/HER BIRTHDAY

[12:18:52 AM] Nick : DID WE ALL BUY PRESENTS

[12:19:39 AM] A fairly pin-like Liz: SHIT NO

[12:19:39 AM] A fairly pin-like Liz: I FORGOT

[12:20:38 AM] Nick : whatevers