Nov 18, 2023
Local Lightning God Reportedly "Not Terribly Enthused" To Have Several Dozen Electrovores As Houseguests
seen from Israel
seen from France
seen from Russia
seen from Réunion
seen from China
seen from France
seen from India
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from Brazil
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Australia
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from Poland
seen from United Kingdom
seen from China
Local Lightning God Reportedly "Not Terribly Enthused" To Have Several Dozen Electrovores As Houseguests
Suspected Plasma--don't blame this on us, you bastard--
I have spent two days answering phone calls and texts from furious Pokémon rights activists and reminding my siblings that they cannot help anyone if they forget to eat. All of the Pokémon can tell we are stressed, and it is stressing them out in turn. The Porygon keeps suggesting she help by hacking into government files, and I'm a little concerned by how confident she is that she is capable of that. (Would it do more harm than good to put her in charge of monitoring texts as a distraction...?)
Anyway. I need. A drink