THE SPIRK YURI PERSON LIKES BIRDS?????
Yeah I like birds alright [region locked lesbian joke]
BUT SPEAKING OF WHICH, here are my bird opinions
SPOCK
the obvious choice. Slay bird. I was inclined to give him a spalding peafowl due to the whole hybrid thing but the blue just fits too well .
MIRROR SPOCK
The man is a northern cassowary if I’ve ever seen one. No elaboration
KIRK
Obvious choice again, lutino cockatiel. Charming, pretty, breeds well in captivity, nuff said.
MIRROR KIRK
Yellow crested cockatoo. By nature pretty chill birds, but bad husbandry can make these motherfuckers BITE.
BONES
Yes, the brown thrasher is the Georgia state bird, but it is also a chatty bickering bitch that protects its nests [or in this case his favourite idiots] fiercely <3 could also see him as a variety of owls, but I think he wouldn’t be a bird of prey
MIRROR BONES
northern shrike. Implications are obvious, also being compared to a bird that impales its prey would offend regular bones and I appreciate that.
lastly
UHURA
Also obvious choice. Assigning a hyperpolyglot a lyrebird is mandatory. She gets the superb lyrebird because it’s also elegant and beautiful <3 [I used a male lyrebird because female lyrebirds naturally don’t have the cute tail and Uhura deserves a tail..] it was between this and a secretary bird because those are my favourites, but I didn’t want to assign her that one purely because I don’t want to put her near anything called a secretary, because people that don’t understand Star Trek refer to her as that far enough.
bird rant over!!












