The Doctor is in.

[mirrordrbones]

(Info below cut, PLZ READ B4 SENDING AN ASK)

Chief Medical officer's personal Log, stardate 2638.15.

Not a single soul on this glorified tin can has a lick of sense, if one more ensign ends up in my med bay from nicking themselves with they own damned poisoned blade. I am going to frog march each and ever onea them down to the tender mercys of the Booths.

Long live the empire and all that...

*end of log*

This is a RP & Ask side blog for Mirror!bones,

Feel free to send him asks or poke him! But,

! HE IS AN ASSHOLE !

I will play him as a petty old curmudgeon, he will be mean.

Normal bones is a gruff bitch but M!bones is twice as bad and has a very large knife.

That being said like normal bones he has a big ol soft heart hidden underneath all those prickly bits, but keeps it a bit more hidden than the bones we know and love...

✨I will match ur energy for the most part tho!✨

I might take a hot minute to respond to some things, but i will certainly respond to everything eventually! :)

Feel free to flirt or fight with him but be aware both options might end up w you meeting the business end of a not-so-medical hypospray!

Oc, cannon, or just ur tumblr acc reaching out across the multiverse interactions are all welcome :)

My personal take on the mirror verse is pretty bloody and dark, that being said the blog isent Serious™️, and im down for goofy shit too!

When this mirror blog speaks about any other members of the mirror verse, BONES MAY NOT NECESSARILY BE TALKING ABOUT THE OTHER MIRROR BLOGS. (See above for reason)

I do tend to be a bit verbose when roleplaying ngl, but if ur more of a short and sweet person thats fine! I enjoy! :Dc (i used to frequent lit and semi lit RP forums lmao)

When it comes to tagging trigger warnings, I am very overzealous w it. Id rather be safe then sorry and all that. :)

Mod herself is a multishipper(w/a leaning twards mcspirk), M!bones on the otherhand believe he is both incapable and undeserving of love.

Obligatory classic DNI list of racism, transphobia, pedos, zoos and all the other ickys. 🤢

Emoji asks! Add one of these to ur ask for an ✨effect✨

🥃 -> hes drunk on the clock again 😔

😇 -> he wont inflict any physical harm on you (unless you did on him then that shit cancels out)

🌌 -> you are outside of the ISS Enterprise/or just generally not near him.

🌑-> occurs before the revolution

🎖️-> you are above him in rank

🌓-> occurs during the revolution

#🥃!asks oh nooo, local soaking wet cat of an alcoholic is drunk againnn 🥺😔

✨Tag series✨

#mod draws sometimes what it says on the tin, these are typically shit posts and mildy ooc.

#monologue no actions only words; OR I didn't feel like being extra

#pre revolution what it says on the tin

#mid revolution also what it says on the tin

#unmarked hypo tm wow look at what this does and the weird side effects! (Please please send me more asks where you complain to himmm, I only have one entry of this I wanted it to be a whole thing!! 🥺🥺🥺)

#m!bones in Tomodachi someone put MY BLORBO in there game!!! Yippee wahhooo

#M!bones menacing ppl into a check up uh oh watch out he can smell when ur two days late for a check up... (Typically asks I sent to another mirror blog)

#forced vacation time!! That one time M!bones got sent to the normal universe and freaked out; OR why he cant have nice things

#the "beach episode" fishy fish scares bones shitless on an away mission

#T'kite's m!misadventure T'kites ovr here instead of over there, and is in for a shit show D:

Queue is 2 a day. M!A asks will pause the queue.

(I might answer ooc asks, or do low effort rp threads out of queue order)

Ps-mod has learning disability very similar to dyslexia, she will do her best not to fuck it all up nasty style, but expect some spelling/grammer mistakes...

ALSO MOD IS A DUMBASS AND MIGHT OCCASIONALLY REBLOG ON HERE INSTEAD OF MAIN OR VISA VERSA

Main blog~ @pio-birb

Side note, i do intend to draw the pfp myself eventually, and i will be taking one of his eyes. :))c

[mirrordrbones]

m!a for after this one: m!bones is 5 years old. and has a force feild so nobody murders him to death

it happens in the middle of a surgery, right after the first few incisions were made. Dr McCoy is all done up in sterile surgical scrubs, and nurse chapel is done up to match.

the ship pitches slightly to the side as an errant energy wave from deep space hits the ISS. Bones curses loudly as it causes his hand to slip slightly, but luckily he doesn't nik anything important.

he expected there to be more tossing and turning as it wouldn't be the first time the Enterprise got into a firefight in the middle of a surgery, but it seems to just be the one. So he continues.

he's laser focused on his work as he often is then his eye starts to itch, or rather his lack thereof. And then it starts to burn, and hurt.

he drops the scalpel in his hand to clutch at it and shouts, then screams. The pain is terrible and it's compounding by the second, reaching the point of pain it was when he first lost it.

and then the unthinkable.

he hasn't lost it its back, the return of the depth perception almost as starkly off putting as its loss. As soon as it's back his memory of losing it starts to fade, but thats not something he realizes at the moment. It's not something he's going to realize at all, as the changes don't stop there.

with every passing second the reversal seems to double, that is until he reaches the age of about 17 and the inverse occurs. Its slows down at the same rate it's sped up. Aging and scars wiped away along with the memory is associated with them, until it finally slows to a stop.

Doctor "bones" McCoy is gone now, and in his sted is what appears to be a roughly 5 year old boy called Len. The clothing he had been wearing swamps him, one of his gloves has falling off, the surgical cap slipping comically low over his face.

the kid blinks up against the bright surgical spotlight in the room, with the familiar shockingly blue eyes. Hes obviously confused, but it's so confusing that fear, or really any other emotion hasn't said in yet. The kids just blankly staring around.

And Christine is staring right back, her shock mirroring the one on his face, but there's horror in hers as well.

Kid bones (1/10)

[mirrordrbones]

if captain kirk is one letter away from captain kink does that make him automatically kinky

*Dr McCoy here's the question and immediately gets a thousand yard stare, far away look in his eye. Visions of unspeakable "accidental" injuries that the captain has sustained in his... Personal endeavors,

And injuries that those "endeavors" got hes had to heal aswell

Flash through his mind's eye in a parade of frankly ridiculous circumstances.

... And that's not even mentioning some of the particularly colorful late night conversations hes had with jim over a glass of bourbon...*

"...'m not at liberty to talk 'bout that... The uh... HIPPA... N'stuff..."

*bones awkwardly mumbles under his breath, eye unable to meet the questioning ensign. The doctors face several shades brighter, he fumbles around with some medicine, not doing anything useful with it just wanting to do... Somthing.*

[mirrordrbones]

y'know, i heard the other you gives good ensigns stickers

*McCoys scowl noticeably deepens, practically burying his teeth at the mention of his other self. He sits down what he was working on with significantly more force than is necessary.*

"oh does he now? well bless his heart...

Ifin I kept some round, I might could start passin' em out the same... Only thing is you ain't going to find hide nor hair of a "good ensign" these parts!"

[mirrordrbones]

It was getting annoying. All afternoon he was trying to finish up these pointless goddamn reports and all afternoon he'd been thwarted. A missing limb here, a burn victim there, when he finally came back to his desk he found Cat trying (and failing) to stick his fuzzy little head into Bones glass, to investigate the drops of alcohol left

@cat-the-medical-cat

*McCoy grumbles and sighs under his breath, but there's no venom in it. He shuts the door behind himself, always wary of showing weakness despite the intership changes.

It's because of those internship changes that Cat is even able to be hanging out in his office like this. Pets aren't exactly common on board; there's a grand total of one other on the ISS, as they are still a drain on resources. But no longer under empire control they arent outright banned either, and Jim's actually pretty fond of the little guy.*

*bones stretches, his back cracking painfully, and then crosses the room to skuff the kitten. But before he does he takes off his gloves, not wanting to ever correlate them with his little Cat.*

"quit pokein your nose where it dont belong..! Aint you heard about what curiosity does to cats?"

*despite his somewhat harsh words mccoys hands are gentle. He shifts the kitten so hes cradling it instead of skruffing it. He give Cat a few scratches on the head. A very small, very bittersweet smile creeps up on his scarred face.*

"sides you dont need to go pickin up this old mans bad habits..."

[hyperfixationstation111]

This is so cute I just did a horrible little sketch of it be nice

He gettin IN THERE

[mirrordrbones]

It was getting annoying. All afternoon he was trying to finish up these pointless goddamn reports and all afternoon he'd been thwarted. A missing limb here, a burn victim there, when he finally came back to his desk he found Cat trying (and failing) to stick his fuzzy little head into Bones glass, to investigate the drops of alcohol left

@cat-the-medical-cat

*McCoy grumbles and sighs under his breath, but there's no venom in it. He shuts the door behind himself, always wary of showing weakness despite the intership changes.

It's because of those internship changes that Cat is even able to be hanging out in his office like this. Pets aren't exactly common on board; there's a grand total of one other on the ISS, as they are still a drain on resources. But no longer under empire control they arent outright banned either, and Jim's actually pretty fond of the little guy.*

*bones stretches, his back cracking painfully, and then crosses the room to skuff the kitten. But before he does he takes off his gloves, not wanting to ever correlate them with his little Cat.*

"quit pokein your nose where it dont belong..! Aint you heard about what curiosity does to cats?"

*despite his somewhat harsh words mccoys hands are gentle. He shifts the kitten so hes cradling it instead of skruffing it. He give Cat a few scratches on the head. A very small, very bittersweet smile creeps up on his scarred face.*

"sides you dont need to go pickin up this old mans bad habits..."

[mirrordrbones]

Hiii hellooo

💞 Silly lil update thingy! 💞

Going forward i will be using two new main tags,

#pre revolution

#mid revolution

I've primarily been functioning with a pre/no revolution universe and ngl rly had no real plans to HAVE a revolution. (It makes the WHUMP harder. And sometimes self-care is putting a man through The Horrors 🤗)

That being said, @realmirrorspock is hving a lot of fun with it and fuck it bois i want in. (Also the masses... For some reason they desire boan to experience a good thing for once in his life.... And pehap i can allow... In a kinder world where the revolution blooms)

And!! It'll give me interesting new directions to write frm. :)

I however will not be adding these to previous post cuz fuck thats a lotta effort and i aint here for that noise!

Iffffffff you desire ur ask to be one or the other NEW EMOJI ASKS JUST DROPPPEEDDD

🌑 for pre revolution!

🌓 for mid revolution!

These, and all other emojis asks and their explanations can be found on my pinned post ;)

Idk this isn't a very important thing to post about but i wanted to and damn it this is MY cringe ass rp side blog I make the rules!!!

And perhaps one day I will use #post revolution....?? Or nay, #post revolution (goodend) AND #post revolution(badend)????????

Oh and yeah ps, sorry about the long ahh break w the fucking truth serum ask thing. I was in writers block hell... BUT ITS OVER NOW BITCHESSS

And!! As I was struggling with that I refilled my queu by a shit ton!! So we fucking locked tf in frfr (think i might sprinkle in some newer asks tho too)

Anyways if you read through all of this have a nice time zone! :Dc

[mirrordrbones]

[Slides him a new mug of coffee without looking at him in a very 'take this before I look like a softie' way.]

"i dont need no damn charity..!"

*bones scoffs and grumbles at the ensign, but takes the offered mug anyways as he stalks into his office.*

*later the mug can be found empty on his desk.*

[mirrordrbones]

[someone has managed to rig a bucket of water on the inside of mccoy's quarters such that when the door opens, it will tip over and get water all over mccoy]

"oh you gotta be kiddin me this unbe-FUCKIN-lievable!!!"

"...'m coffee...." .,c

[mirrordrbones]

Omg Dr. Bones I'm a huge fan of your work.

I have been diagnosed with severe tummyhorts. Do you know the cure?

@bstandsforbabydaddy

"what the fuck, is that fucking spiderman??!"

"what the actual hell are you doing on the iss Enterprise?!? and in my med Bay????"

[mirrordrbones]

Have you considered a moisturizer or perhaps any form of gentle face cleanser

*Dr McCoy doesn't even pause as he stalks down the hallway, snarling out a response to the ensign. Hes ovbiously busy which works out well for the ensign, because otherwise they likely would have been yelled at or drug off to sickbay for a "checkup"*

"I use the standard issue empire's 13 in one soap like the rest of us. Just cus my face looks like hell dont mean I gotta baby it like some soft handed pussy!"

[mirrordrbones]

do you carry band-aids? i hear the other doctor carries fucking. hello kitty and spongebob bandaids, which is stupid

"I mean, figure might'ave a box somewhere in the back but, no not really.

Band-Aids are a luxury item, if its small enough to fit under one of them damn things its small 'nough to handle on your own, without traipsing down to my med Bay to make a nuisance out'ofa fucking papercut!

Anything that IS big enough to warrant a trip here, aint gonna get fixed by a piddly little bandaid! If its small enough to fit under one, a pass of'a dermal regenerator, a half square of gauze or hell jus'a stitch works just as well and is a helluva lot more cost effective."

[mirrordrbones]

Just wondering if your eye has an open globe injury or is just simply missing? is it like in the aos comics where the eye shape is still there but with it missing or is it fully down to the socket?

"it was down to'th socket in'a few bare patches when it was fresh. If we'd been able to haul ass back to the farm just a bit faster it mighta turned out'a smidgen better... See thats the fun thing bout chemical burns, even if it's been all washed off and patted dry, shit can keep desecratin' tissue for days.

Didnt have the supplies I needed to do much more then a shoddy patch job, get the majority of the gunk off. Couldn't nullify it proper like, so it just kept on eatin away at my face.

And then when I finally did make it back to my med bay, and they got it all clear off me, they didn't get the damn dermal regenerator over it fast enough. The eye was a lost cause from the start, maybe if Id gotten back sooner coulda at least saved the optic nerve and gotten an implant, but they ought to have been able to at least make the scar a bit less obvious!

...See aint that why this shit show needs me, if id been up working on myself then I wouldn't look so much like a weak fuckin cripple!"i

[mirrordrbones]

Are you a homosexual and do you like my profile picture

"hhm, I mean sorttta... Kinda yeah a bit sm'timess..."

*bones shifts forward in his seat to squint his eye, trying to focus in on the picture past the wobbly spinny alcoholic Haze. After peering at it for a long moment he nods shallowly and repeatedly as he reclines back in his chair.*

"..yeaah, but i like 'em betterr with 'is beard... Face looks neked."

[mirrordrbones]

OOC:

You once replied to my ask calling me "anon" and it freaked me the FUCK out

I was panicking trying to find out howd you know it was me when we arent even mutuals or anything

Becouse my irl name *is* Anon 😭

Im in ur walls :)

I ate all the cotton candy that was in here and now my tummie hurtie

I need Hoptial.... . . . .

...Guh...

[mirrordrbones]

Hypothetical, you're two inches deep in your mom but your dad is two inches deep in you. Are you moving forwards or backwards to get out of that situation?

"...hypothetically are you moving forwards or backwards into or outta my sick Bay?

Cuz either way you're boutta meet the business end of a phaser..!"

[mirrordrbones]

hey did u know your name is one letter away from boner. lol hello dr penis

*dr McCoy releases a very familiar sigh and pinches the bridge of his nose with a gloved hand.*

"ok and? Captain Kirk is one letter 'way from Captain kink. We havin fun learnin our letters ensign?"