Random ass xenoblade 3 headcanons
Noah- first in the group to make a homophobic comment and also first in the group to support queer people when learning about sexuality
Mio- she’s the top. Noah is her malewife. Mio has also pulled an alpha 6’7 ceo multiple times where she’s broken utensils that Noah had hurt himself on, but in secret so she can maintain her image. She also has poems in her diary, and craves motherhood
Eunie- DISASTER BISEXUAL SHE THEY CORE but also somehow sex-repulsed. She’s very interested in biology, just gets the ick about doing it herself. Also a mean judgemental drunk, and almost 100% oblivious to romantic interest towards herself but can sniff it out like a hound when it’s someone else’s relationship. Knew about Noah and Mio before Noah and Mio knew about Noah and mio. Came out as Bi to Ashera and Ashera was like ok??? All of colony 11 knows. Eats sunflower seeds like a baseball player.
Taion- oh boy two disaster bisexuals in a row no way??? He was called many slurs by his original colony. His preference is women that can and will end him and dudes that equal or exceed him in twinkishness. However he does not know this because he’s a bit emotionally stunted. Does not know he likes Eunie.
Lanz- Aro/Ace king. He and Sena got married for tax benefits once Mio taught them what taxes were. They are entirely platonic. There was no wedding. He’s a big fan of the doom series but also adores royale high and collects some odd trinket.
Sena- Autistic. Aroace. ADHD. Absolute diva. She sometimes gets sad because she can’t bulk up like her best bro (husband) much to the jealousy of Shania who envies Sena’s abs. She has meticulously planned purchases for all of her and Lanz’s gym equipment, and is also kind of a freak about geology. If she had parents, they would be two awesome lesbians.
