#missingbeer

[lebiskoot]

This quarantine got me like HEY BEER, WISH YOU WERE HERE. #missingbeer #covid_19 #corona https://www.instagram.com/p/B-fZ1IMDpOm/?igshid=xxn7w2qftyy6

[dhovorka]

Hmmmmm ... why does my second beer look like the small brother from another mother ? #smallbeer #smallbrother #missingbeer #smallstella (at Habtoor Grand Resort, Autograph Collection) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8S9S6_B5d9/?igshid=xu3hir2djhb5

[ciciks]

Hello #ketomeals It’s been a while 😔 #falloffthewagon #jumprightbackin #missingbeer though #lchf #keto #lowcarb #realfood #foodporn #ketogenic #ketogeniclife #ketogram #ketofit #lowcarblife #ketoliving #ketojourney #getlean #eatspiration #mindfuleating #fearnofat #goodfats #eatfatlosefat #strippingbodyfat

[anacecy83]

Mi nueva botana favorita!! 😍 con una cerveza bien fría uff sería la gloriaaaaaaa!!! #yummi #saturday #chillout #missingbeer #netflix

[yummycrummy]

Missing (DHMIS) (2) WARNING: VIOLENCE AND IS NOT SUITABLE FOR PEOPLE UNDER 50+ hahaaa just kidding but be aware that there IS a bit of violence! Have fun reading XD (Steak Guy is gonna go through hell now) TINLAMP IS EXTREME IN THIS! —————————

The teachers house was oddly quiet. That was very strange for Steak Guy. Normally, the other teachers would be loud and be playing games with one another. But not right now.

Steak Guy heard the door to his room knock quietly. He got up from his bed from having a nap to see who it was. He opened it and looked down, seeing Larry and Spinach with disproving looks on their faces.

“Oh, hello you two.” The Steak said. “What’s er, what’s with the faces?”

Spinach spoke up first, not wanting whatever Larry said to Steak Guy to be rude. “Steaky, you know about the beer that was left on the counter a few hours ago, right?”

Steak Guy nodded. “Yeah, what of it?”

“Did you happen to put it in the freezer? Where it FROZE?” Spinach Can asked, crossing her arms. “‘Cause Larry wanted to drink it, and you just made it freeze the liquid!”

Steak Guy’s smile turned into a frown. “I wanted it to freeze on purpose.” He admitted, not shamed by doing it at all.

Larry grew furious, as if he wasn’t already. “YOU DID WHAT?! STEAK GUY, WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT! YOU KNOW ITS MY CALM MEDICINE!” Larry yelled angrily.

Steak Guy narrowed his eyes dangerously. “Beer makes your teeth go grey, Larry. I thought I told you that before!”

“Yeah, well, you can’t just get my favourite thing to drink and just waste it! Huh?! Ever think of that?” Larry was now standing right in front of Steak Guy, fists clenched. If he was taller, he would be right in his face.

“I’m really not tolerating this new attitude change, Larry. You better knock it off.” Steak Guy growled.

“N-No, I won’t! You need to understand that you can’t just do that to people’s stuff!” Larry cried. “Damn it, I’m sick of you always taking my beer away! And you always blame poor Spinach for hanging out with me! I’m tired of it!”

Spinach wrung her hands together worriedly. Something bad was going to happen, she could feel it deep inside of her.

“Larry, I said knock it off. Right. Now.” Steak Guy shouted now.

“I said no! Y-you BIG STUPID MEATHEAD!” Larry screamed back. His eyes suddenly went wide as he slapped both hands to his mouth. Oh, no.

Spinach literally felt her heart plunge to the floor. “O-oh no..”

Steak Guy’s eyes were wide with shock at what he had just heard. He took a step forward, but Larry began backpeddling away, fear showing strong in his eyes.

“N-no, w-wait! I-I didn’t mean to say that, S-Steak Guy! I-It just slipped out!” Larry stammered loudly, putting his hands up in defense.

Steak Guy advanced closer. “You say the wrong thing, you get what’s coming to you,” he snarled in a deep and menacing tone.

Spinach Can suddenly hopped between the two, putting a hand to each of their legs. “H-Hey! Wait! Y-you guys, no fighting! P-please!” She begged desperately.

Steak Guy gently moved her away with his foot. “Not now, Spinach. Let me do what has to be done.”

“STEAK GUY, D-DON’T!” Spinach cried. “Please, don’t hurt him!”

Steak Guy shoved Larry back, making the Lamp hit himself against the wall. Larry groaned and rubbed the back of his lampshade.

“This is what happens when you’re RUDE.” Steak Guy snarled.

Spinach began to cry. “N-no! DON’T!! DON’T HURT HIM! PLEASE!”

Steak Guy put his fist back. Larry shut his eyes in pain.

“HEY, WHAT’S GOING ON HERE?!”

The three whipped their heads toward the source of the voice. Tony, Colin, Shrignold, and Paige were standing there, worried looks on their faces.

“What on earth is happening?! What’s with all the screaming?!” Colin asked in alarm. “Is there a fight doing on?!”

Steak Guy ignored the Computer’s words and punched Larry across the face. (FALCON PUNCH!!)

The teachers gasped in shock.

“NO! Leave him alone!” Spinach screamed, hopping over to her fallen friend. “Larry! Oh my god, LARRY GET UP!”

Larry was incredibly dizzy now. His cheek was already bruised. “W-what the…Spin?..”

“I-It’s okay, I’m here, Lar.” Spinach said, holding Larry’s arm. turned toward Steak Guy, who was nursing his hand from the punch. “WHY DID YOU PUNCH HIM, STEAK GUY?!” She shouted angrily.

“Because he was being rude, that’s why!” Steak Guy snapped. “Don’t you know what that word even means?!”

Larry sat up weakly off the ground and held his cheek. “D-don’t talk to her like that…s-she didn’t do anything..!” He said.

Tony and Colin hurriedly rushed over. Shrignold and Paige did too.

“That’s what happens when you ask me about beer! Think about it next time!” Steak Guy shouted, turning and storming into his room, and slamming the door shut.

Spinach looked back at Larry and placed a hand on his hurt cheek. Larry winced and closed his eyes painfully, tears in the corners of his eyes.

“I-I’m sorry he yelled at y-you.” Larry sniffled to Spinach.

Spinach shook her head, “Don’t be sorry, Lar. C-C'mon, let’s get ya some ice, okay?”

Tony and Colin looked toward Steak Guy’s door. Paige frowned and crossed her arms in disgust.

“Gosh, I don’t understand why he and Larry can’t get along. It’s like they’re brothers or something.” She said.

“He just has a problem with beer, I suppose.” Tony murmured. “It’s because it’ll make your teeth go grey or whatever…” He rolled his eyes.

Colin looked backs, seeing that Spinach was trying to get Larry to stand.

“Do you need help, Spinach dear?” The Computer asked timidly.

Spinach shook her head, “No, thank you. He’s getting up. That blow really took a lot outta him.”

Colin nodded. “Okay then…but if you need help you just come find us, okay?”

She nodded. “I know.”

——————— The Kitchen… ———————

Spinach took the icepack from Fridge as she hopped back over to Larry, climbed up onto the chair, and then the table.

“This..this might sting a little, okay?” Spinach said. Larry nodded wearily.

Spinach placed the icepack against his bruised cheek. Larry flinched from the coldness but calmed down, relieved at the feeling of coolness on the hurt spot. “Thanks, Spin..”

“Your welcome, Larry. Thank you Fridge for the icepack,” Spinach smiled back at the Fridge.

Fridge smiled. “It was no problem, Spinach dear. As long as you get that bruise healed nicely. That’s all that matters.”

Larry gently took Spinach’s free hand and rubbed it comfortingly. “Spin, I’m..I’m sorry I got you into this. I wish he never yelled at you…it’s all my fault.” His face turned red a little.

Spinach smiled at his honesty. “Larry, none of this was your fault. Steak Guy was the one who doesn’t know personal space, is all. Or..how to leave other people’s things alone. He’s always had that problem.” She sighed.

“Oh..that makes a lot of sense.” Larry laughed at that and smiled. He winced and grabbed the icepack that was still on his cheek. “Ow!”

“Oh, geez, how bad is the pain, Lar?” Spinach asked nervously. “He punched you pretty hard, it looked like.”

Larry looked down. “It hurts a lot. But…I think I’ll manage.” He said.

“God, Larry. I never knew you were so brave before.” Spinach laughed as she saw him blush again. “Well, you’ve been brave before. But when you stood up to Steak Guy..wow.” She breathed.

Larry smiled. “You were pretty brave too, Spinach. Did you know that?”

Spinach shook her head. “No. How was I brave..?”

Larry touched the side of her face gently. “By being there with me. That’s what makes you special, Spin. You’re you. And you don’t want to see anyone else hurt. I really admire that about you…”

Spinach blushed and looked away. “Oh, cut it out. I wasn’t that brave!”

“But you were. And I loved it.” Larry leaned forward and gave Spinach a kiss on the head. Her eyes went wide with the sudden movement.

“You’ve been wanting to do that, huh?” Spinach smirked teasingly, still shocked.

“W-what? No!” Larry said quickly, his whole face now red. “I-I don’t know what you’re talking about..!”

“Oh come on, we both know you wanted to kiss me.” Spinach giggled. “I just gotta return the favour.”

Larry watched as Spinach gently put the icepack down, and hopped forward, giving his hurt cheek a gentle kiss. Larry winced a little at the small pain, but still enjoyed what she was doing.

“There, now it’ll heal a whole lot faster now.” Spinach Can smiled warmly, putting the icepack back on.

Larry smiled back, then suddenly frowned. “What should we do about Steak Guy..? He’s probably really angry with us still, you know.”

Spinach waved him off. “Don’t worry ‘bout him, Larry. We’ll deal with him when the time comes.”

“Yeah, right.” Larry muttered. “When the time comes.”

And they stayed in the kitchen until dinner time.

——- END

HOLY MACARONI THIS IS THE LONGEST FANFIC I THINK I WROTE FOR DHMIS! I hope you guys enjoyed it!!!!!! :D

[yummycrummy]

Missing (DHMIS) (1) ------------------- I was thinking about writing a story while I was looking at my other fanfics! Hope you guys like it! :D Ship: TinLamp (It's my fav I'm sorry lol may or may not be ship but I still don't know!) -------------------- Larry nervously bent down on the floor in the living room and looked under the couch. There was only dust bunnies and a few crumbs underneath. Larry sighed and stood back up, going over to the shelf and looking closely. Still nothing. Spinach Can hopped into the room and stopped, noticing that Larry was now looking inside the fireplace. She went over to him, one eyebrow raised. "Hey, Larry! What're you lookin' for, buddy?" She asked curiously. "Did ya lose your lightbulb or something?" Larry got out of the fireplace and shook the soot off of himself. He shook his head and sighed down at Spinach. "No, Spin. My lightbulb is fine. It's my beer I'm worried about..." Spinach Can tapped the side of her head. "Hm. Where's the last place you put your beer bottle, then?" Larry shrugged. "That's the problem! I-I don't remember! Oh, Spinach, wham am I gonna do? I..I can't go a whole day without drinking my beer!" He shook a little. Spinach placed a hand on his leg. "Don't worry, Lar. I'm sure it'll turn up somewhere! Hey, wait..." She paused. "Don't ya have another in the freezer?" Larry's eyes darted to the kitchen. "You're serious?! Are you sure there's another one?" Spinach smiled. "I wouldn't lie to ya, would I?" Larry grinned happily and immediately bent down, grabbing Spinach Can in a big hug. She gasped a little, but returned it calmly. "Oh, thank you thank you thank you, Spin! What would I do without you!" Larry squeed like a little kid on Christmas. Spinach laughed. "No problemo, Larry. Go and find your beer so ya can calm down, alrighty?" Larry nodded and gently placed Spinach back down on the ground. He quickly rushed off, determined to get that beer bottle one way or another. Spinach shook her head and laughed again. "Silly Lamp." --------------------- Fridge was washing the dishes, along with Bread Boy. They were finishing up the last plate when Larry crashed into the room, panting heavily. "Woah! Larry, what're you doing? What do you need?" Fridge exclaimed, holding the plate close to himself, not wanting it to break. "Hey, Fridge, Spinach says that there's a extra beer in your freezer. Can I..can I get it, please?" Larry asked pleadingly. Fridge opened his freeze with a free hand. "Sure, go ahead. I think that there is actually a spare inside!" Larry reached in and felt around in Fridge's freezer, until he felt something cold. He pulled out a beer bottle and looked at it, mouth agape. "Hey, there is one! Thanks, Fridge!" "You're welcome, Lar. Bread Boy, can you please clean that plate for me? I need to rearrange the stuff in my freezer now that Larry has probably moved some stuff." Fridge asked. Bread Boy sighed. "Sure, okay." He grabbed the plate from Fridge and began scrubbing it down furiously. "Stupid plates...washing dishes..." He grumbled to himself. Larry got a bottle opener off the side of Fridge and opened the beer. He shook it and put it to his mouth. Nothing. "Wh- huh? What the..." Larry peeked one eye through the bottle and looked, seeing that there was indeed liquid still inside. He tilt the beer upside down, and his eyes widened in shock. The beer was frozen. FROZEN SOLID. Fridge saw the disheartened look on the Lamp's face. He frowned sadly. "Oh, it's frozen, huh? What a shame..." Larry shook the beer again, hoping that the frozen thing was just in his imagination. He saw once again that it was still frozen like ice. He couldn't drink it. Larry sadly put the beer on the counter and began to trudge away. "Don't worry about it...it's not a big deal." He muttered. Fridge looked down at Bread Boy sadly. "Oh, poor guy. Who would put the beer in the freezer anyway? It'll freeze in a matter of hours!" He exclaimed. Bread Boy shrugged, "I dunno. I bet it was Tony. He seems pretty sour about the whole drinking thing, y'know." Fridge shook his head. "No, it has to be somebody else...someone who really doesn't enjoy drinking." -------------- Soon... -------------- Spinach Can looked up from her spot on the couch, having been watching TV. Larry glumly entered the room and sat down beside her, his eyes half-open. "Hey, Larry. Uh, where's..where's your beer?" She asked worriedly. Larry put his hands in his lap, playing with them to avoid looking at Spinach. "It's no problem...I didn't need it anyway..." Spinach Can bit her lip. "Larry..." She began. "What happened with your b-" "It was frozen, okay?!" Larry snapped. His eyes suddenly went wide as he realized he had rose his voice at his friend. Spinach looked a little surprised. Larry moved closer to her and gave her a tiny hug. She returned it, a bit shaken. "S-sorry, Spin. You know I get really cranky without my beer..." Spinach nodded. "Uh-huh. I know." She looked up at him. "You say your beer was frozen? And it was in the freezer, right?" Larry nodded. "Yeah, that's right. And it only has been five hours. I wonder how it even got it there.." Spinach rubbed her chin. "Well, I remember Steak Guy putting it in there. That's how I remembered where it was when you wanted to find it." Larry looked down at Spinach, eyes full of curiosity. "Y-you think he made it freeze?" Spinach looked shocked. "Maybe." She said. "We could go ask him..if ya want." Larry suddenly looked nervous. Talking with Steak Guy about his beer always made the larger teacher angry. "I-I don't know, Spinach. Do you think that's a good idea? He gets in a really bad mood whenever I or any of you bring it up." Spinach smiled. "Hey, what's the worst that could happen?!" ------ CLIFFHANGER HAHA lol I'm sorry. I'll continue when I think of another plot line!! It's hard XD