Going over #Glamour #magazine #june #july #2018 #pencil #ink #sketched #photogragh $image by #kylealexander #article by #nataliedormer #live #originally #titled My Take #remixed it as #misstake in #graffiti (slightly)
Brint: A party is a celebration of a life, bringing people together to let the guest of honor know how much they’re loved. Geam did so much for us. This is our chance to do something for them.
Ino: By forcing them to have fun at a party that they don’t want to be at?
Geam: I mean. Ino's just standing there now.
Geam: Waiting for me, I guess.
Geam: But it's okay, I think they've pretty much settled down.
Brint: Settled down?
Geam: Well, they only stabbed me once.
Kueen: Who wants to make fifty bucks?
Midnight: How?
Kueen: I need someone to take the fall.
Midnight: What did you do?
Kueen: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.
Misstake, from the other room: Oh my god.
Kueen: ...
Misstake: OH MY GOD!
Midnight: Make it a hundred.
Kueen: Deal.
Midnight: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-
Misstake: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~
Midnight: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
Kueen, recording: This is so cute.
Kueen: Hey, where did Misstake go?
Midnight: They got arrested.
Kueen: How the hell-
Misstake: *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.
Misstake, rushing into the room: It’s terrible, just terrible! I am so upset!
Kueen: Misstake, honey, sit down! Sweetheart, tell us all about it. Midnight, would you get Misstake some water?
Midnight: What are they gonna do with water? Has water ever made you feel better when you were upset? Have you ever heard anyone say, “Thank God, the water’s here!”?
Midnight: The ritual. To preform it requires a sacrifice.
Misstake: Sacrifice? I nominate Kueen.
Kueen: Wait, what?
Misstake: Because you're little, you'll fit on a barbecue.
Kueen: I'm 5'9, it's like average height in most of the world!
Midnight: Its not that kind of of sacrifice guys!
Misstake: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?
Kueen, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?
Midnight, whispering: Because I have little hands.
Kueen: Because they have little hands.
Kueen: Hey, Misstake you're smart, tell me what would happen if I chugged 3 gallons of chloroform.
Misstake: Have you ever been to a mortuary?
Kueen: Yea, my grandma lives there.
Midnight: That is the worst response to that question.
Misstake : HELP! I TOLD MIDNIGHT I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
Kueen, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
Kueen: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds.
Brint: Forty five seconds?!?
Kueen: No! I said four TO five seconds.
Brint, hugging Kueen: Too late.
Brint: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Geam: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Misstake: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned.
Kueen: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Midnight: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Ino: I have emotional scars.
Midnight: Ino kissed me!
Misstake: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Midnight: It was unbelievable!
Misstake: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Kueen: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Misstake, get the wine and unplug the phone. Midnight, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Midnight: Oh, it ended very well.
Misstake: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Kueen: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
Midnight: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Kueen: Ohh... So, okay, were they holding you? Or were their hands on your back?
Midnight: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.
Misstake: and Kueen: Ohhh.
*meanwhile*
Ino eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed them.
Geam: Tongue?
Ino: Yeah.
Brint: Cool.
(do some of my fanchilds are a couple? Yes. Do I have to explain why? Maybe)
Brint: A butterfly! Hey, little guy, gal or nonbinary pal!
Ino: Can a butterfly be nonbinary?
Brint: I mean, maybe? I don't judge.
Misstake, staring dreamily out of the window: Ah, have you ever imagine having butterfly wings? Then-
Kueen: Then it would be inconvenient as fuck. Your wings would smack every doorframe and your clothes would have to have holes in the back.
Geam: Also, your wing's paper thin, so even a six year old aimed a NERF gun at it would... Yeah...
Midnight: *sips coffee* According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a-
Misstake: No, nononono. You fuckers have already shattered my dream, you don't get the fucking privilege to make that reference.
Ino: Also, it's about a butterfly, not a bee... Why would you make that reference?
Brint: You clearly have not lived with them long enough.
Misstake: Just be yourself.
Midnight: Really? Misstake, I have one day to win over Ino’s parents.
Midnight: How long did it take for you guys to like me?
Geam: Couple of weeks.
Kueen: Six months.
Brint: Jury’s still out.
Midnight: See Misstake? ‘Just be yourself,’ what kind of garbage advice is that?!
Midnight: Between Brint, Misstake, Geam, and Ino -- if you had to -- who would you punch?
Kueen: No one! They're my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them.
Midnight: Geam?
Kueen: Yeah, but I don't know why.
