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missy
love that we have a jane austen heroine who went to a man's house and immediately decided that the man's vibes were off and therefore she could only assume that he killed his wife or locked her up. 10/10 i am a woman like her and i love us nosy girls with zero chill being represented
MISSY IS TWO YEARS OLD TODAY!!!!
SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Missile’s name is honestly still really funny even a year and a half into her life, even beyond just the initial “cat named Missile Launcher” meme. Like, her nickname (Missy) rhymes with so many things, so that spawns fun little rhyming nicknames, but it also means that sometimes those little rhyming nicknames get lengthened to match her full name. That’s how you end up walking down the stairs and hearing “Hey there Pissile Missile.”
missy miller headcanons that inform my portrayal of her bc One Person Kind Of Asked
repressed girl of all time. deeply controlled and controlling to a fault
(not my hc but at least one of the three marvelous wonderettes SEQUELS (yeah. yeah) describes missy as having an inner sexiness and even being “slightly kinky” so. that’s always in the back of my mind. at least in act ii when we’ve time-jumped 10 years forward from act i and she’s dating her former choir teacher)
second youngest of the group and least experienced romantically. by a lot
super uptight AND hyperaware that her friends Are Not. tries to mask her type A-ness by laughing along with their jokes
this also comes out in act ii when she’s aged 10 years and is a little more relaxed but having trouble being hot and seductive. she tries to emulate what her friends do but it’s just Not Her
progressive jewish girl in midwest usamerica raised by conservative jewish parents. only child.
functions as the group leader even though cindy lou views herself as the group leader
sings the top harmony line on all groups numbers and is so thrilled to show off her soprano voice that she doesn’t even mind she rarely sings the melody line (annoying soprano rep)
very good with kids! teaches kids! does not want kids!
galvantula's in the blueberry dex which means i can finally see little missy in gen 9 🥺 transferred her all the way up from white2
happy eclipse day if it’s in your area and if it’s not happy sun being normal day
i am a simple woman so here's some bill and ted as posts images i made