of course you have psychic powers and pronouns

it/he | msm friend code 7P4G-9DV6-CNK5-ML (mobile) | up in the club straight up squeakin it

[cruvlaaphtian-crocus]

what if i changed my url again.....

[cruvlaaphtian-crocus]

who-goes-maractus -> cruvlaaphtian-crocus

[guiltyloveclown]

HE SAID THE THING!!!!!

[worldchamp-samizaynn-deactivate]

these send me

[mulders-too-large-shirt]

occasionally, you will discover an artist who drew roughly 300 beautiful pictures of your favorite characters over the course of a month and then never touched them again. you must accept this as a gift.

[real-language-facts]

favorite type of word: names of genres that tell you nothing without context. literary fiction. popular music. interactive fiction. lets invent a new genre called experiencable media

[real-language-facts]

additions: speculative fiction, art film, point and click, simulation game. anything that makes you say "i sure hope so"

[depsidase]

[holyunholy]

should be able to leave kudos on scientific studies. i liked your paper dude keep at it

[holyunholy]

sorry, Dr. Dude

[thepioden]

Dude et. al.

[wormofmouth]

need y'all to know that most academics have publicly searchable email addresses and this not only makes their day but they can put nice emails in their giant packets for applying for jobs or tenure. "hi i read your paper for a class and it was very helpful, im at xyz college and the class is blah with professor blah" is sufficient and ENORMOUSLY helpful

[link-the-feral-anon]

It seems that, once again, when you can't kudos, commenting is the way to go

[salpho]

Kinda love how scared miis are in this game. They fear their tiny island being crushed by normal sized food. You can give them a piece of elastic and they look at it with immense horror. They scare each other easily. When truly horrified they just stand still frozen in shock. These are little prey animals to me. I want to protect them from scary things like normal sized steak and haircombs.

[karvina]

this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler

[karvina]

not really sure how to get her out though

[karvina]

for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i'm trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she's actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her

[edravenweb]

[straycatj]

だいたいひょうじょうとして おなじと思うのです

I think our facial expressions are almost same

[electroniccollectiondonut]

sure your yuri is toxic but is it as toxic as house md season 2 episode 18 where a woman donates half of her liver to her dying girlfriend who she knows is planning to leave her so that she feels obligated to stay with her?

[pyrrhuria]

i dont knowwwwww

[okthatsgreat]

why are scissors packaged the way they are it’s like they’re taunting us. Oh wow this is such a difficult awful packaging to get through that seems to cause physical damage to your hands as some sort of sick self defense mechanic, if only i had something to help get through it, something sharp perhaps

[okthatsgreat]

what sort of sick twisted game is it trying to play here

[okthatsgreat]

LEAVE ME ALONE

[here-by-chance]

im obsessed

[the-real-seebs]

oh, of course. because he died for our sins.

[fairrytype]

theyre so stupid

[wizardshark]

Fact #1: characters in a fantastical setting only know the world they live in

Fact #2: if something is dangerous it must be taken seriously

Fact #3: "silly" is relative to context your characters know

THEREFORE: No matter how silly your fantasy setting is, there will always be people who are the edgy strider in the corner of the tavern.

A cotton candy world? They call him the Bloodied Candy Cane.

A steam punk brass band world? The wilderness is filled to the brim with the dangerous Bronze Honkers, and only our best scout, The Trombone Strangler, can guide our heroes through.

Literally just Kingdom Hearts but copyright safe? Black and White steamboat Willie except for the red of blood.

Own your concept! Don't cringe in your own story!

[tahthetrickster]

unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

[fatgrowlithe]

runner up

[potholefullofsoup]

not a rage comic but this is a personal favorite