#mitora

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When KazuTake both go meet Bonten Mikey(+Sanzu)

Mikey, tilting Kazutora's chin: I'll make you scream my name. Sanzu, leaning towards Takemichi: I'll make you glad you came.

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Kazutora never said he had the best taste in the world

Yuzuha: *meets Mikey*

Yuzuha: *meets Chifuyu*

Yuzuha: *meets Takemichi*

Yuzuha: *meets Sanzu*

Yuzuha: Do you have any boyfriends that don’t have mental/emotional issues or may have hated you at some point of your life?

Kazutora: Um...No?

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If it hadn't been Shinichiro who had died but Tora still blamed Mikey

Kazutora: I hate you, I genuinely despise you. I have tried to kill you multiple times and think about killing you every day it is the only thing that brings me joy.

Mikey, smugly: You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid.

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Please, this is so perfect xD

Baji: *storms in* DID YOU DO IT MIKEY?! YOU FUCKED KAZUTORA?! YOU FUCKED MY BEST FRIEND?

Mikey: Ugh... no dipshit.

Baji: Oh okay... I thought-

Mikey: He fucked me.

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Fuck Hanemiya Kazutora Club

Kazutora: Welcome to the “Fuck Hanemiya Kazutora” club, where we discuss all the reasons why I am a terrible person.

Kazutora: Before we start, does our newest members want to say anything?

Chifuyu, sweating: I, um, I may have misunderstood the purpose of this club.

Kazutora: How could you misunderstand the purpose of this club?

Wakasa: Really fast.

Mikey: Yeah.

Baji: There is so many things the name could mean

Kazutora:

Mikey:

Chifuyu:

Baji:

Wakasa:

Kazutora: *blushing* You are all fucking perverts!

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I need a job!

Kazutora: I need a job!

Hina: Just look for one.

Kazutora: I did!

Takemichi: So?

Kazutora: Who the fuck wants to employ an ex-prisoner?

Hina:

Takemichi:

Chifuyu: *distracted doing paperwork* Did you ever thought of becoming a sugar baby? You are pretty so you could easily be one.

Kazutora:

Hina: No! You could end up with a crazy murderer!

Takemichi: Or a emo mafia boss even if he is rich!

Kazutora: I won't lose anything for trying that.

*three months later during a meeting between the ex-members of Toman*

Pah-chin: Where is Kazutora?

Chifuyu: He said he would arrive late since he wants to present his sugar daddies to us

Hakkai: I still can't believe you gave him that idea

Chifuyu: I didn't think he would do it and be happy with it

Peh-yan: *looking at the door* Isn't that Kazutora and-

Kazutora, dragging Mikey & Sanzu with him: Guys, meets my sugar daddies!

Everyone: 

[juliets-brooding-cavern]

hey

hi g-uys, im mitora t-uhi-ne. im pretty involved in working with gr-ubs, but i-n my spare time i like to f-uck aro-u-nd o-n the inter-net! im ope-n to whatever q-uestio-ns y'all have, probably.