「from the depths of the dark net」
mivalentin:
「continued from here」
Iseul stared at the message on his screen a huff of annoyance escaping his pouting lips as he frowned at his computer. He’d never been so deeply insulted in all of his twenty-eight years of existence. How dare this person call him a pervert, and a shameful dirty one to boot? True, he did enjoy hooking up (often) with random strangers he found attractive and did often make it no secret that he’d been eyeing them up but still. This was an attack on his very being.
“A shameful, dirty pervert?” he muttered under his breath, “more like shameless but okay. I see where you’re coming from, but that was uncalled for. Me, a pervert? Hah!” Slender fingers typed swiftly on the keyboard sending several sad smiley faces in succession because what was maturity. Iseul didn’t know her and would much rather stay petty.
This would be the last time he ever tried to be humorous with a client. All he’d done was ask for nudes—he’d only been half-serious anyway—and this is where it landed him. Iseul had already finished the client’s project anyway but true to himself he wanted to push his buttons before handing over the finished product (which looked just like the real thing).
“Oh?” Iseul grinned and clapped a bit too gleefully when a topless picture popped up on the screen revealing a very nice body indeed. Pervert 1, client 0. “Why thank you kindly, dear sir,” he said quietly, tapping the envelope that he’d soon deliver. “what a nice tip.”
> valentin is typing…
> I wasn’t actually being serious… > anyway your passport is ready > drop the cash in locker 28 tomorrow and pick up your goods from locker 5 after you receive the code > thanks for the picture btw~ > pleasure doing business with you
His higher ups had sent him this guy's information, after handing him some data about his next job abroad. Of course there was no way he could actually use his private passport on a job for Hydrus, so he was in urgent need of a fake one. And that's why he was sitting at the pc on a friday night, exchanging messages with the guy who was apparently called Valentin. He rolled his eyes, when he realized that the man on the other side didn't seem to know how to keep himself serious during an exchange.
If he had more time, he had looked for someone else himself, it wouldn't be too hard to find someone capable, someone who woulnd't bother him with weird, perverted tendencies, when all he needed was a fake passport. Since it was impossible for GRIM to take the next avaiable flight without it (and there was no way he would ditch a job, as it would suggest that he didn't took his position as hitman serious), he had no other choice than playing along.
He couldn't quite believe it himself, when he got up from his desk, lifted his shirt to take a photo of his exposed upper body. Valentin wanted nudes, and even when the taken photo wasn't exactly what he asked for, GRIM thought that it was enough for now. He could count himself lucky for having his face protected by the anonymous widths of the internet. Like this it was impossible for GRIM to take care of him. At least for now. With a sigh he sat down again, just to have a few messages pop up telling him what to do next, in order to get hold of the needed document. Growling he typed in a furious reply.
> grim is typing...
> be grateful I don't know your face.










