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[therelationshits-blog]

Assholes.

Last night, BigBen said I could come over and smoosh him to console my aching heart about my Wusby not texting me, and that asshole didn't even tell me that my ex MoBro was there too!!! BB's only response to me was, "I thought we could have another threesome."

He didn't even apologise!

This isn't the old days anymore, BB. One of the reasons I left MoBro was because after that first threesome, it was like doing it with just me wasn't enough for him anymore. 

Goddammit I'm so pissed! But for some reason I don't feel any tendencies to start thinking in lolcat language. Maybe I skipped right from generally coherent to PISSED PRETENTIOUS BITCH.

xxkisskissxx

<3 Mjayray

[therelationshits-blog]

Bumblemackle: my lifeblood.

Bumblemackle: smoosh, fondle, cuddle, grope, touch, bumble, take bubble baths. It is usually not a sexual act. Usually.

My wusby has no phone and now I can't text bumblemackle him. 

Looks like tonight will be a night spent in the company of BigBen. I just can't deal wit a wusby who I can't bumblemackle wit ova da fone. Da moar angrd i get teh mor mah typin turns n to a mix of lolcats n a mad blck woman.

pieceout,yo

<3Msiejay

[therelationshits-blog]

Wusbandry.

Wife + Husband = Wusband

(since MattBohll is a gay but might as well be a woman, and I'm a woman who is actually a closeted gay man, we had the hardest time deciding on one or the other, so we just use both!)

In the Dictionary, next to the word "wusband" is this picture:

Hope that clarifies things.

<3 Mjayray

[therelationshits-blog]

Left MoBrien over Facebook.

Here's the wedding photos of MattBohll and I.

We're very happy, no matter what you may hear. We are the best Wusbands there could ever be. 

WUSBANDS4LYFE.

<3 Mjayray