May 2, 2017
I’d like to remind everyone that you all suck and the best thing you could do to at least be a little useful is suck a dick or a clit. Just in case you forgot.
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I’d like to remind everyone that you all suck and the best thing you could do to at least be a little useful is suck a dick or a clit. Just in case you forgot.
My brother has just bought this old off-road car, and I’m so calling dibs on it. The steering wheel may be bigger than me, and probably nobody can see me behind the dashboard, but it’s more fun to drive than my own car. At least I don’t have to worry about accidentally scraping the wall while parking.
Prom Night ~ OPEN FTF
Jack had been more than ready to skip prom. More than ready to stay at home and try to deal with his family for the night but then Johnny had turned up and he had somehow managed to convince Jack to go to prom with him. It was all incredibly gay and incredibly weird for the two of them but he was just going to get on with it for the most part. Who would have ever thought he’d be going to prom with Johnny Reeves - and to make it more shocking they were both... relatively sober.
He stood at the edge of the dance floor, red cup in hand. Sebastian had at least done something useful and spiked the fuck out of the punch because Jack was pretty sure he was going to need it to get through tonight.
So... does anyone know a quick and easy way to remove permanent marker from a locker? I covered it with a picture, but something tells me it’ll be gone by the end of the day.
Good news y’all.
Ya girl’s a workin’ lady now. I’m gonna be fixing cars and looking like a grease monkey, but it’ll be worth it to have some cash in my pocket. Look at me, having responsibility. Who would’ve thought?
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@breenoelle: God, Sundays are so preachy.
open ftf ~ prom
Why he always let Sebastian bribe him into doing things, he wasn’t completely sure. He’d done it again though and followed Sebastian outside and drank stupid amounts of vodka. When he’d wandered back into the main hall he was pretty sure he was swaying on his feet and the room was kind of spinning. As soon as he had his opportunity he was heading over to a nearby seat, dropping himself down into it. He could act, no one would even know he was drunk... right? He rested his head in his hands, regret immediately hitting him in the gut. Why would he ever say yes to alcohol? “I really need to end my friendship with Sebastian goddamn Smythe,” he grumbled.
I believe congratulations are in order.
For moi. Despite the fact that we seemed to have some really heavy dead weight on the squad, I managed to carry us through to yet another Nationals win. And with my birthday party this weekend and prom the next, it feels like there’s going to be a lot for Kurt Hummel to celebrate this month.