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@sammiedevans: Not a fan of the plots, but Grey's Anatomy has an addictive soundtrack. Also 100% positive that Sleeping At Last can make any song ten times better than the original.
@breenoelle: @sammiedevans I don't think I've ever seen a single episode of that. If you want an unbeatable score though, you need to backtrack to Smallville. Just sayin'.
I cannot believe there isn’t one bathroom in this school where I touch up my make up. That isn’t filled with people
Your privilege is showing, honey. You want a bathroom all to yourself though? I got you covered, don’t you worry that pretty little head of yours.
Spent my 18th Birthday in Los Angeles, and even though Most of my so called friends forgot it was a great time! And I am proud to say that I am the newest background singer for Atlantic Records.
It’s like you forget the time old truth of “Everybody makes mistakes.” Especially music companies. But I like how you seem so thoroughly excited, really. To be signed to the label that thought signing both Jennifer Love Hewitt and Meek Mill was a good idea. You deserve it, Mercedes, really.
mainstreamer-mercedes-marie:
How about the bitchy loser focuses on kissing all my ass, since you already all over it and up on it. Dead weight? You fucking serious right now? If tjat was really the case i wouldn’t be on the team. And fuck you with a rusty pipe. Morbid obesity? Funny, I know your anorexic ass is jealous of the curves but damn make it a little less obvious. So how about you stay in your little one car lane, before I show you exactly what this “Morbid obesity” woman can really do.
Originally posted by brittana-karmy-vauseman
I’m pretty sure we’ve been over this already, butterball. The only reason you’re on the team is Kurt. And if any of the tension I sensed all weekend has merit, you won’t be around much longer. I’ve got to say though, a rusty pipe? That's oddly specific. Almost sounds like an excerpt from The Jones Family's Guide To A Botched Abortion. That’d explain so much. ...Curves? Is that what you call those? Honey, those aren’t curves you’re sporting. Those are Himalayan slopes. The anorexic angle you tried was cute though. Please, continue to try to insult the girl with the figure you starve yourself for. Also, I’m a little confused, is that “little one car lane” supposed to be an insult? Further conversation into you and your Over-sized Load self straying from a tarmac like a run away plane? Or was it supposed to be a threat? Because, I mean, before you show me what a morbidly obese woman can do? Really? What are you going to do, Mercedes? Hm? Sit on me or eat me? Take your pick.
bookwormlottie:
I would call it an invalid question, given the fact that I am not actually pregnant. Seriously, Bree? Have you ever heard the golden rule ‘If you don’t have anything good to say, don’t say anything at all?’ There is absolutely nothing wrong with my name. It’s a classic name which I am very glad to have. It’s a good thing that TV is not something I’m interested in, then.
Really? Weird. I could’ve sworn you were positively glowing. Y’know, funny enough, I have. Have you per chance heard of the age old saying “Rules are meant to be broken”? Besides, it wasn’t an insult. I didn’t say it was a bad, did I? I was merely stating an observation. In fact, if anything, I’d say it suits you.
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@marquisdejimmy: @breenoelle Bonnie and Clyde, Mallory and Mickey....It's a fuck yeah either way. Joining is getting more and more tempting by the second
@marquisdejimmy: @breenoelle Your job, my pleasure.
@breenoelle: @marquisdejimmy You make every day feel like kindergarten, Johnny Reeves. ;) Do you know how much I'd pay to see you in a Cheerios uniform? Whatever my therapy afterwards cost, so a lot, but still, lol.
@breenoelle: @marquisdejimmy You know what they say. Get a girl who can do both. #Tease&Please ;)
If someone else stops me and asks me how many months along I am, if it’s a boy or a girl, or who’s the father, I will flip. And no, these aren’t pregnancy hormones talking. This is a very fed-up Charlotte Rose Atwood.
Okay, but... Is “Has your ostracism from your church begun yet and/or is it being/was it livestreamed?” a suitable question or...? Too soon? Also, I never realized until now that you have the most disgustingly cliche rich white person name ever. Sounds more like you should be a character in Downton Abbey rather than the next Teen Mom participant from Lima, Ohio.
I believe congratulations are in order.
For moi. Despite the fact that we seemed to have some really heavy dead weight on the squad, I managed to carry us through to yet another Nationals win. And with my birthday party this weekend and prom the next, it feels like there’s going to be a lot for Kurt Hummel to celebrate this month.
You managed to carry us? That’s cute. I mean, it’s your birthday and you can lie if you want to, but damn. It’s a miracle you can carry that head of yours around, let alone that delusion.
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@marquisdejimmy: @breenoelle Live fast die young, babe. More than Lady Face and Fatty could fucking handle that's for sure.
@marquisdejimmy: @breenoelle That's still up in the air
@breenoelle: @marquisdejimmy You saying we should go out like Bonnie and Clyde? ;P I can almost guarantee Kurt would piss himself, lol.
@breenoelle: @marquisdejimmy Pfft. Don't tease, babe, that's my job.
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@whaddupmarls: @breenoelle He deserves a damn award.
@breenoelle: @whaddupmarls Marley! No! Why would you put that idea in his head?! Now he's going to be even more intolerable because he's going to actually believe that! >.
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@givethemhelliott: @breenoelle I totally would have said it if it weren't for the jet lag making me lose all concept of time. I didn't even notice what day it was!
@breenoelle: @givethemhelliott The fact that this is true is why I hate you, lol. I was counting my blessings for dodging Star Wars puns, don't ruin it!
Now that I’m back from my impromptu photography getaway – or as the school has been made to believe…a distant relative’s funeral and whatnot – I feel that it’s best to get back to doing what I do and what I love here in good ol’ Lima. Which means that Secrets of the Fearless have a gig Saturday night at The Underground. Come out, have fun. Put vodka in your water bottles if you want to have even more fun. I don’t care. It’ll be a good time.
I’m going to throw a “Fuck you!” out one more time for the world to see. Of fucking course you’re home and going to do something fun while I’m gone! Ass. I expect a pizza and a bouquet of french fries when I get home or so help me, Elliott James, I will put cum in your gel again. I haven’t seen you in person in a month. You owe me.
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@marquisdejimmy: @breenoelle: What would you do without me. Maybe I should join the squad for shits too
@breenoelle: @marquisdejimmy Probably live longer, lol. Hey! Don't go breakin' my heart, Johnny Reeves! Do you know how much fun I'd have with you around? Lol.
@breenoelle: @marquisdejimmy Too bad there's the tiny little problem that you're /leaving me next month/. :P
Getting ready to head to the Airport, super excited about this Years National’s. We will once again come back to Ohio Reigning Champs. Of that I am sure! Kurt and Bree (though one of them can get bent for real and I am not talking about the outcast) out did themselves with the routine. In other News Who is taking me to see Guardians of the Galaxy when I get back?”
How about the dead weight focuses on the task at hand and stops looking for the pity date to the movies she’s inevitably never going to get? Right now the only thing that should be going through your mind is if you packed the three extra pairs of spanx you need to take the “morbid” out of your obesity and if you remembered to forget breakfast.
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@mcmason: @breenoel ok but now it's revenge of the fifth so who knows if he'll start doing that too.
@breenoelle: @mcmason I mean, he is evil incarnate, so maybe. Serious question now! Why do some people say revenge of the fifth and then some say revenge of the /sixth/?
@breenoelle: @mcmason Like, I get it, they both sound kind of similar to Sith if you squint, but why not just pick one? Is it for Cinco de Mayo or what?
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@breenoelle: I would like to give a shout out to @givethemhelliott for making it through the entire day without once saying "May the 4th be with you". This is progress people!
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@jonah_c: @breenoelle gee okay saw.
@breenoelle: @jonah_c LMAO! Fuck! +1 already for making me laugh. But yeah, don't worry. No murderous tendencies to this game. At least, not always, lol. It's too early for that. ;P
