Nah but like imagine cat noir seeing ladybug jumping behind a building that just so happens to be marinette’s house then seeing Sabine walking out the door and thinking that Sabine might be ladybug. Imagine him running over to marinette to talk to her about his suspicions….
Chat noir: (aggressively banging into mari’s window) PRINCESS HOLY CRAP OPEN THE WINDOW I GOT NEWS
Marinette: Jesus fucking Christ cat do you not know how to knock!?!
Chat noir: (climbing in looking all panicked) I think I know who ladybug is!
Marinette: (freezing up) o-oh?!?
Chat noir: yeah I think it might be Sabine
Marinette: (relaxing a bit then realising what he had just said) hold up you think ladybug is Sabine… AS IN MY MOM?!
Chat noir: yeah…
Marinette: (decides to play along with it for fun) well I guess you would’ve found it out eventually
Chat noir: yeah… I mean look at them, same hair similar eyes….
Marinette: (ironically listening him compare her mother to ladybug in her presence whilst trying not to laugh) pff-yeah-heh what gave it away do you think
Chat noir: it’s tough to say but you know, I would recognise m’lady anywhere!
Marinette: (struggling to keep her laughter in) uhuh!….. so what are you gonna do now-pffhahahahaha!!!
Chat noir: MARINETTE WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING I JUST FOUND OUT THE LOVE OF MY LIFE IS TAKEN AND LIKE A MOM!
Marinette: (still trying to speak in between breaks of hysterics) You! Think! my! Mom is ladybug! Ahahahaaahaaa! No this is too good!
Chat noir: WHATS SO FUNNY!?!
Marinette: oh ladybug isn’t taken but god damn that is hilarious thanks for that kitty! (Wiping a tear from her eye
Chat noir: wait so Sabine isn’t ladybug?
Marinette: (pulling herself together and in the most serious voice she could muster) oh no she most definitely is
Chat noir: (proceeds to scream) PRINCESS YOURE GIVING ME MIXED SIGNALS HERE AAAAAAAAA
Marinette: (dying on the floor of laughter whilst chat is trying to figure out if she’s lying or not)
SOMEONE MAKE THIS PLEASE