#mlm problems

[achillesmage]

boys don’t want girls or cars, boys want big strong tall beefy bears to give them the softest most loving hug in the world, to cook them a nice dinner with seasonings, and to hold them gently with a nice quiet movie playing while it rains outside

[the-limp-linguine]

why my type gotta be guys who would hate crime me??? I just wanna guy with a silly country accent who ISN'T a peace of shit

[addithedykecowboy]

I truly think peak romance is when a man has forsaken the entire world just to protect the one he loves. Like yes I would absolutely murder for you and what about it?

[cherub-mlm]

honestly if a boy ever plays with my hair and cuddles me i will immediately fall in love. this is a threat

[pass-me-the-dilfs]

I just wanna be the first mate on a pirate ship and steal from the rich (and maybe the captain is my gay pirate husband but I'm not picky)

[neoangelo987]

The serotonin boost I would get from making a boy laugh so hard no sound comes out and he collapses onto me, knocking us both back onto the bed as his eyes are shut as hard as possible. And his face gets red and the tips of his ears turn pink while we both start rocking back and forth cuz now we're both laughing hysterically.

[strider-testified]

I’m halfway through Blood Of Zeus and I’m starting to suspect that I’m only watching the show for the consistently half naked men.

[caramelkirishima]

MLM/NBLM ONLY

all i want ALL I WANT is to sit in a boys lap and watch Avatar IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK