Dec 31, 2019
things my mother has apparently heard whilst walking past my room
“oh she SO has a choking kink”
“LET ME RIBS BY LORDE IN PEACE”
“ew that’s so straight”
“i can and will junko pose on ur bitch”
“which side is my kidney on”
“my demon has a choking kink too oh god”
“STEP ON ME”
friend: “RIBS BY LORDE TIL I DIE”
me whilst tearing up: “i feel like a proud parent oh my god is this parenthood”
“ITS NOT NECK APPRECIATION ITS CALLED A NECK FETISH YOU NECK LOVING WEIRDO”
“you made out w her and didn’t play cigarettes after sex in the backgrsound are you KIDDING me”
