public school quotes:-feel free to add more
For my student government campaign I want to remove all the toilets from the Juul room
“What if girls had balls at on point but we got so cold we just FROZE THEm off”
“is that why y’all always be stealin our hoodies”
“no we take em cause all y’all are petty bitch asses who need to get your shit together”
Yo why’d my dad have to give my mom another X chromosome I didn’t ask for this
Yea the volley ball broke the ceiling so we all have to sit outside
“When I’m president I’m gonna make hoe work illegal”
Yes I sleep in braids so I don’t have to brush my hair
Lmao that sexual behavior servey is a mood wish I could relate
Some kid: I want to dieeee
hallway: meee too bitch the fuck
“Why do you have scrunchies on your leg”
Entire stairwell: *singing don’t stop believing by journey*
teachers: YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW
Raindrop. Drop top. I just got merked by a porkchop
Don’t be a petty ass whore and go get me a ruler
Why you so good at drawing this looks like a bell pepper
Get off buzzfeed and help us with our science project
“If I were to snap my neck rn who would stop me”
My grandmas a witch so I’m not aloud on the ouiji board or she’ll like curse me
*throwing ping pong balls at people* take that demons
“It all started May 1, 2003, when my mom pushed me out of her-“
Boi imma bout to boof so hard
I just lost brain cells listening to you speak
I mean I want a middle part but i know I’ll look like Edna mode or some shit
I’m glad I’m a irrelevant cause when the zombie apocalypses hits I’ll be taken last cause theyll all be millennials/ gen z and go for the politicians first
I mean we stan mom jeans but like I have two dads
Drop them socks boi Gimme then toes
Yea sneaking out is good but have you heard of fruit punch
I have the sleeping schedule of a god damn possum please help
If we do another frickin gizmo I’m gonna kashoot myself that’s s promise
“Can I be the statistical analyst”
If I could time travel once l’d go back like five months and fix my amazon music recommendations
Yea I have anger issues I almost ate a lizzard
Yea he put a lock on the empty locker next to him so we are putting school bucks in there and at the end of the year he gonna unlock it but keep the lock on so when Mrs Jones takes it off to open it they fly everywhere
“Carson won’t stop eating erasers”
“Do pencils conduct electricity”
“Depends how hard you try”
You think everything is a challenge shut up
You can’t sit back here you’re like 3 nothing
Bro if you don’t add me to that gc I stg imma suck ya foot
