"I'm sorry. I am stupid. I know this is probably going to rustle your jimmies. I didn't mean for this to happen. I like to play video games, but this is not one of them. You can't explain that. Please don't sue me and I'll make a sweet Reddit post about this or something. Okay thanks. Have a wonderful day and pursue your dreams of becoming the world's greatest figure skater. RIP."
I am so done right now










