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REVEAL YOUR CRUSTY MAJESTY
Me: this looks like a fun mobile website
Website: *turns entire screen into a full page ad*
Website: *makes the x to click out tiny as sin*
Website: *takes me away from my content to a product I can't afford/will never buy*
Me: so much fun
Tried to publicly respond to an Ask that required a mass sending, and mobile returned it privately. I'm sorry, hypernovadust. Mobile made me look like a pretentious asshat. #itried
lol omg just imagine that convo: "i got cornbread in the mail? from a stranger?" "nah mom it's okay" OMFG PERRY AND NAKED WILL. IDEK MAN.
I’m not a creepy stranger! I know! What’s your thought? Actually will or Frankenstein-d jp?
Another mobile landing page that isn’t.
Damn, sorry, didn't mean to answer that publicly.
Tumblr app, why did you pretend to post my Neimoidian banking scam text and other replies and send me on my way when in reality you sent them to the abyss of mobile blogging limbo? Who will help that prince with his offworld deposit of legit gold and corusca gems now?
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