“the easter bunny doesn’t even make fucking sense,” michelle grumbled. “first of all, easter is supposed to be celebrating the anniversary of jesus being resurrected --- which by the way, happened on one particular day, just like his birthday, yet is on a different fucking day every single year. they can’t tell us a specific date, and my mom thinks i’m crazy, but i swear to god, easter has been in both march and april. i don’t understand how people can’t tell us the exact date of his resurrection, only that it happened between march and april, but they knew exactly what day he was born? also, the easter bunny, like i said. doesn’t make any sense. where the fuck did they get an easter bunny out of the resurrection of jesus? and why is it a rabbit? why are eggs the primary theme of easter? rabbits don’t lay eggs!” she said, exasperated as she plopped down on her couch, fixing her hat in the process. “it doesn’t make sense. whoever created the holiday was an idiot.” @mochahqstarters