BEST FUCKING DAY OF MY FUCKING LIFE
FOR FUCK SAKES YOU'LL NEVER BELIVE WHAT HAPPENED
SO IN THE MORING EVERYTHING IS COOL AND SHIT WE'RE GOING TO THE PREMIER
YEAH WE'RE THE 800 number from 1000
we're depressed that we won't have good places
and everything is amazing
and every inch of my body was hurt because i've been standing up for 5 hours
and natalie WAS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL
AND YOU'RE THINKING WELL THAT WAS A WONDERFUL DAY
AND GIVES YOU An AUTOGRAPH
BUT THEN OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE
DAN FROM DANISNOTONFIRE APEARS
AND I ACTUALLY TALKED WITH FILL
BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE A PEN SO HE COULDN'T GIVE ME AN AUTOGRAPH
AND HE TOLD ME HE WAS REALLY SORRY
AND THEN THE PREMIER ENDS and we decided to go eat somewhere and wait until the stars get out of the cinema
and we're eating and everything is ok
and they start going out of the cinema
AND SIQNA, MY FRIEND, TOOK A PICTURE WITH MARKUS I ALFIE
AND THY TOLD HER THE MOVIE WAS AMAZING
and then my dreams were crushed when i didn't see dan and phil going out of the cinema
and we decided that it was time to go home
A RANDOM WOMAN COMES AND ASKS US 'are you big hunger games fans'
"oh ok because we have tickets for the premier's after party and we don't want them"
THE MOTHERFUCKING AFTERPARTY WITH THE STARS
WE COULDN'T BELIVE IT WAS HAPPENING
AND WE SAW SO MANY ACTORS
AND WE TALKED AROUND 6 MIN WITH TOBIAS MENZIES FROM OUTLANDERS
AND I ALMOST BUMBED INTO NATALIE DORMER
SHE WAS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL
AND ALL THE THG ACTORS WERE THERE
AND JENNIFER WAS BRILLIANT
AND I WAS LIKE THIS IS A TIME WHEN I NEED A DRINK
AND I DRANK SOME SORT OF COCKTAIL I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS
AND NOW WE'RE IN THE HOTEL
AND I'M WEARING MY NEW BEATLES SWITCHER
AND I'M LOOKING AT DANISNOTONFIRE VIDEOS
BECAUSE I CAN'T BELIVE I MET HIM