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mockupmerc replied to your post: ♫ I always get what I wa-ant. ♫

Ugh.

Hi sweetheart! [And she does an impressive one-eyed wink, which mostly involves cheesy, exaggerated head tilting and blinking.]

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mockupmerc replied to your post “what is this RUBBISH i keep hearing about it being ‘illegal’ to ship...”

Give them a decent burial, you lowlife.

i’m going to bury them in your flowerbeds.

tell your address right now

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Hello

If we kissed:

[] This wouldn’t happen.

[] Oh disgusting.

[x] Again, again.

[x] Kiss you back.

[x] Waait - are you trying to lull me into a false sense of security to get revenge for the lake?

[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.

[] Slap/Push you away.

[] Be confused

If you asked me out I’d say:

[] Um no.

[] I’m taken-

[x] Sure.

[x] Yes! Yes! Ooh, let’s bring Chowder and go play tag!

[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

[] No.

[] Ew.

[] Sure.

[x] YES.

[x] I mean, I didn’t think you were the cuddling kind, but yeah!

Sex?:

[] Let’s do it.

[] No. You can’t handle my d.

[x] FUCK YES.

[x] It’s about time you caught on. <3

[] No.

Should you reblog this?:

[] Yes. I want to send you one.

[] Yes.

[] No.

[x] AGAIN LATENESS FORGIVE ME

#Darla plans to just flirt mercilessly with Bell until she gets her way without ever actually initiating anything #lil shit #ask #mockupmerc

mockupmerc replied to your post: It’s not that hard to leave people alone about...

It’s better to say things to someone’s face. B|

Why?

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@mockupmerc Yeah I don't like noone neither.

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Tell us about your fighting days.

Oh, that? Unglamorous. Inconsequential. Terribly, terribly political and the political is the most tiresome subject on earth, but that’s Goodneighbor for you and that’s certainly Goodneighbor before we all cleaned the city off its cobwebs or, at least, the most pernicious spiders. I was embroiled in some inconsequential nonsense in my youth and became a bit mercenary to make an honest living, as one does, until I learned that the pen is mightier than the sword and is somewhat less likely to end in you getting sliced to bits if you go at it wrong. Running around with guns and whatnot really is not the best long-term career plan if you plan to reach fifty. Ah, but that terrible roughness is all over now!

Really, I highly recommend a desk job instead. I extol the virtues of sitting all day in your own office and not engaging in running, jumping, and any sort of physical activity at all. Doing paperwork all day adds at least ten years to your life.

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