Apr 2
looool they're finally catching up to us dunking on them repeatedly.
-Degurechaff, here is the source
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looool they're finally catching up to us dunking on them repeatedly.
-Degurechaff, here is the source
If there's something from Fujos anyone can learn, it's that the more homophobic you are, the more hilariously gay you can end up looking by mistake.
-Degurechaff, Judas/Satan yaoi anyone?
Rough sketch of Sparlock the Warrior Wizard, re-imagined as a battle-hardened old war dog.
And of course, his nemesis is the evil Julius Warwick.
-Degurechaff, IYKYK
And now, a tale straight from the vault itself:
I once got into a debate with an Elder, and after laying out all the arguments and such, he simply stormed off. Mother then told me to apologize to him.
...I never managed to find him since then, much less apologize. In fact I don't even know what happened to him. I do wish him well.
Degurechaff, remembered this funny anecdote.
One of the scariest things you could ever tell me (as an ex-JW) is the phrase "Hi, I'm from the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses, and I'm here to help."
-Degurechaff
Most of my family is PIMI, so I get to hear a whole lot of the horrific things happening in our Kingdom Hall.
One of those things regarded a sister who traveled to work at a bethel in Brazil if I remember correctly. She told us that after a few hours the brothers and sisters there essentially roleplayed Armageddon without warning her: a brother running up to them and screaming about how the time had come and how they’ve gotten directions from the Governing body at some point. The brothers and sisters, including her, locked themselves in a small room with some of the brothers outside banging on the doors to make it seem like they were being hunted down. It went on for hours. She said it was a thrilling and beautiful experience, that she can’t wait for Armageddon and that it was hilarious when the brothers revealed it’d all been a joke (after hours of hiding inside that room and telling each other Bible stories / personal ‘faith strengthening’ accounts reminiscent of those bunker videos they screened a while back).
That account was so terrifying to me, it’s such an abnormal way to view being locked inside a room under the guise of the world ending. Definitely a doomsday cult, they love their apocalypse so very much.
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we're not okay, but were getting better
-Degurechaff, has indeed watched and dare I say love KonoSuba.
I don't think my followers are okay.
-Degurechaff, also not okay.