#mod eva

[incorrectaceattorneyquotes]

Here’s a weird question: does anyone have a link to that one post where someone was liveblogging playing Trials and Tribulations and was absolutely incorrect about Dahlia’s personality? Something like “oh she’s so sweet she could never do anything wrong!” followed by “nevermind I fully believe she killed jfk irl”

I’ve been searching for over half an hour and I still can’t find it.

[russdoc]

Murdoc’s concern for Russel falling off the ladder was pure as hell and I’m here for it. He loves his drummer so much!

[arcmaiden]

quick reminder that we have a discord server!

[dailymikayuureminders]

Okay but,, Mika interacting with the squad headcanons? I'm a slut for that. Especially if mikayuu is involved.

(set after season 2)

- Yuu: okay guys. operation welcome mika into the family is a go.Shinoa squad: We Signed Up To Kill Vampires, What The Fuck Is This Family Bullshit

- jokes aside tho. u have good taste anon.

- Mika staunchly does NOT want to play nice with these humans, no matter what Yuu says. no way is he accepting them as his new family, how ridiculous

- that is, until he sees Kimizuki about to get crushed by a horseman of john and Mika’s Nice Guy Instincts™kick in and he leaps to the rescue

- Kimizuki: huh. so you do have a heart under all that iceMika: i should have just let you die

- that prompts the squad to reach out a little more. Mitsuba tries to “help” cook dinner and deliberately pisses Kimizuki off so much that he storms off, giving her an excuse to run to Mika for help

- Mika: smart of you to ask for cooking tips from the guy who can’t eatMitsuba, raising an eyebrow: so you want Yuu to get food poisoning?Mika, knows he’s beaten: ……..just show me where the knives are.

- they manage to scrounge up enough ingredients for curry bc why not. Yuu is DELIGHTED. from then on Mika and Mitsu are stuck as cooking partners

- Yoichi and Shinoa team up to invite Mika on patrols with them! what better bonding activity exists than engaging in life-threatening combat against giant, man-hunting beasts? none, according to Shinoa

- the three of them make a surprisingly efficient team. upon spotting a horseman, Mika will go in for the first blow, followed by Shinoa, and then Yoichi will finish it off from afar

- Mika refuses to go on patrol with anyone else now because they’re all a bunch of fucking idiots. Shinoa and Yoichi are the only competent ones in his opinion

- Narumi doesn’t really like Mika, but Mika kind of sympathizes with the whole “i-lost-my-entire-family-at-once-and-watched-it-happen” thing

- sometimes his vampire hearing will catch Narumi crying from afar. Mika is too awkward to do anything so he just leaves him alone and makes sure nobody bothers him while he’s mourning

- if they find tissues or something while searching for supplies, Mika takes those and leaves them out for Narumi

- Yuu is, of course, pleased beyond belief to see his family getting along so well. he is, decidedly less pleased when the Ultimate Family Bonding Activity™turns out to be everyone collectively roasting him

- Mika: did you know that Yuu once mistook a lump of blankets as a vampire and tried to beat it up when we were childre-Yuu: Mika Shut The Fuck Up We Were Ten,

[womanhood-experience]

hot take! men have more or less only ever had one body ideal in the history of beauty ideals (tall & muscular) whereas women have had to deal with changing “trends” about their BODIES which they are born with and cannot change (aside from weight), and that is proof that 1) women’s beauty ideals mean NOTHING and have never meant ANYTHING because 2) society views women as objects of art, that can go through infinite aesthetic movements, even if some of those aesthetics are unobtainable for some. biologically men are more attractive when they are tall and strong bc of hunter gatherer reproduction instincts and whatnot. women are more attractive when they have wide hips for the same reason. But sometimes these trends just don’t have a biological explanation to them.

for example I am BAFLLED at how the Instagram slim-thick body has taken over the minds of millions of girls, and i think it might be as harmful as the 00’s obsession with hyper skinny fashion model bodies. everyone is trying to obtain the preferred body of their decade, like we would a car, a piece of clothing. we treat our bodies like they are a token of our personal style which must be admired and envied. the trend has been fat, it has been skinny, it has been “thick” (whatever that means!), and women have tried to follow it, even disguising the vanity of society behind slogans of health and fitness like we see everywhere now. the fact remains it has NEVER been about women’s health. the trend of our time is a “fit” body even though fit doesn’t look the same on everyone and even though frankly, being fit is NOT an absolute necessity to survive in our modern world. sure it’s great to be healthy but i don’t get how we excuse putting our bodies before everything else in our life like that’s not literally vanity, which we are being manipulated into. you don’t HAVE to be fit. you just don’t. you are not doomed to a life of sorrow if you have other priorities. and i’m sick of people trying to force that lifestyle (which SHOULDN’T BE ONE !) onto the masses bc you’re adding the element of guilt on women’s already fragile self esteem. If the trend was being “too fat” or “too skinny” you would still be following it or try or cry because you can’t, even if this time it was unhealthy indeed. there’s simply no sense in trying to justify the culture of obsessive care for physical appearance. it’s always fashion, a thing you shouldn’t apply to people, a thing meant for objects.

i’m saying you don’t have to be pretty bc pretty means shit.

[lngpositivity]

Support gay men who wear makeup 

 Support gay men who wear feminine clothes 

 Support gay men who aren't rough or masculine 

Support gay men who don't conform to society's standards

 Let gay men be free

[clit-lit-101]

i am a non-binary person w/ a vagina. am i allowed to follow?

Of course!!! Any person with a vagina, vulva, clit, uterus, etc is more than welcome to follow. We’re here to spread knowledge about your bodies, regardless of gender identity 🌼

😜mod eva

[incorrectaceattorneyquotes]

Nobody:

Mod Eva: to celebrate getting into college i will write angsty klapollo :)