Dec 10, 2020
Pippin: Go to college, my dad said. Use your smarts, he said. Like I'm supposed to know which college he meant!
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Pippin: Go to college, my dad said. Use your smarts, he said. Like I'm supposed to know which college he meant!
"I am Omi and he is me." - @kittyomi
Merry: Are snails insects? Or are they something else, like a vegetable, or maybe a mineral?
Pippin: Well, they taste good, so they must be food.
Merry: I'm pretty sure "food" doesn't count as a species. I wish you'd think with your brain instead of your stomach.
Pippin: Don't do anything stupid while I'm gone.
Gandalf: How can I? You're taking all the stupid with you.
Pippin at Bilbo's party: This is fun on a bun!
Pippin: *spots a table of hot dogs with a sign that reads "fun on a bun"*
Pippin, destroying the sign: Shut up! I said it first!
Gandalf: The journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step.
Bilbo: Where do you get this stuff from?
Gandalf: I have a desk calendar.
Kili: Rejected by the one girl I love! I'll never find another one like her again.
Fili: Oh, don't worry, Kili. You'll find plenty of other girls to reject you.
Elrond: There is nothing here for you. Only death.
Arwen: