#mod snafu

[bisexualharrypotter]

You know that wholesome trope in shows where one partner is proposing to the other but they get so overwhelmed with emotion that the other partner also kneels and they propose to each other through happy tears and broken sentences? Totally (bi) Ron and (bi) Hermione.

Okay but listen. Listen.

Ron goes out for drinks after work with Harry and George, and after a few glasses of red currant rum Ron blurts out that he’s planning to propose. Harry’s eyes go wide when he says it, but he reigns it in before buzzed Ron notices. George sees it though. When Ron goes to the bar for the next round, George rounds on Harry. “What’s up, mate?” Quickly Harry tells him that when he and Hermione were out with some Ministry coworkers she also said she was planning to propose. George breaks into a huge grin but shushes him as Ron returns. George waggles his eyebrows in a we’ll talk about this later type way as they take their refilled glasses.

When they do talk about it later of course Ginny overhears and wants in. She’s the one who hatches the scheme to have Ron and Hermione pick the perfect times to propose... that just happen to be the exact same time. In the end it takes several favors from Ginny’s Chudley Cannons friends, a line of experimental Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes products, entry to the Perenelle Flamel Magical Reserve, and getting Percy to keep Hermione tied up at the office and off their trail, but it’s absolutely worth it. The co-conspirators show the video of the proposal at Ron and Hermione’s wedding reception. (Ron leans over to kiss his wife’s jaw and to conveniently hide his reddened face in her hair.) They laugh and love along with everyone else in the room, embarrassed but so very happy.

- Mod Snafu

[bisexualharrypotter]

What if we got #HappyBirthdayJKR trending on July 31st by posting/rec’ing trans character fanworks. Do it on twitter and tag her in every post. Bonus points for works celebrating the more important occasion of Harry’s birthday.

[bisexualharrypotter]

The Christmas jumper Molly knits for Harry this year says “Trans, Bi, and Ready to Fly” in pride colors with a snitch dotting the i in bi.

[bisexualharrypotter]

Molly has knitted Harry an ugly Christmas jumper in bi colors and a version of his BISEXUAL jumper in Christmas colors and Harry wears one or the other every single day in December.

[bisexualharrypotter]

The Marauders are those group of kids who are somehow magnetically drawn to each other before realizing they're queer. Funnily enough, it's Peter Pettigrew who first comes out and sets off a chain reaction of them all realizing they're queer and excitedly getting to share it with each other. Peter is a trans boy, Remus is nonbinary and bi, Sirius is queer and genderqueer, James is grayro and bi and questioning his gender. For a whole week, they go around school even more cocky than usual.

And that’s when they start calling themselves the Marauders. A gender neutral name full of their signature brilliant-but-dumbass chaotic energy.

- Mod Snafu

[bisexualharrypotter]

Consider: bi harry, bi ginny, and ace/panro luna in a happy poly relationship

Consider it considered.

When Ginny was trying out for different quidditch teams (and Harry was deciding between starting auror training and trying out for a few of those teams himself), they stayed with Luna in her Ottery St. Catchpole home. They spent most of their time outside or in Luna’s room. Harry was still understandably awkward around Xenophilius. They spent their nights by candle- and wand-light, laughing about their current attempts at adulting and crying about the memories of what they’d endured. It always ended with Ginny cuddling with Harry (the love of her life) or Ginny cuddling with Luna (her best friend that she’d cuddled with since they were second years).

But.

The night Ginny walks into the bedroom from a particularly grueling tryout match to find Harry and Luna cuddling? There’s surprise, but not upset or anger. And the three of them talk long into the night about their relationships (ship?) and what they want from each other. That night they decide to try a polyamorous relationship. It’s the first time they all sleep in the same bed, linking fingers, arms, legs. None of them say it come morning, but it feels so right. Over the next few years there are only a handful of times that the three don’t end up in the same bed. It’s a little too often that one of them collapses in bed between the others at three in the morning, but it still counts.

They support and fall in love with one another as Harry becomes an auror, Ginny becomes a professional chaser for the Holyhead Harpies, and Luna begins her apprenticeship under a renowned Welsh marine magizoologist. They rent a flat in Cardiff and commute to their respective jobs via Floo Network and apparition, but even with the easy commute it becomes far more common that they must spend their nights apart. It’s hard, but in a way it also brings them closer together.

When Harry can’t come home because of a stakeout of a dark wizard’s home and Luna’s off on a multi-day trek across remote seaside cliffs, Ginny spends her time alone flying over and through the forests and streams of Ottery St. Catchpole and visiting the Burrow. When Harry is forced to take a break has a day off and the others are out, he starts experimenting in the kitchen (the flat’s kitchen but more often Mrs. Weasley’s kitchen). He begins to replace his memories of preparing endless meals for the Dursleys with this new way to de-stress, create, and do something special for the people he loves. He cooks dinner and prepares lunch for Luna and Ginny whenever he can. When Luna is off on a month long expedition, she spends her down time reading muggle fantasy series and writing back to Ginny and Harry about her favorite bits. She always takes along books that were Harry’s childhood favorites.

Every chance all three can be together they take, and they find so much joy and solace in those reunions. And several years in, when Ginny announces she’s pregnant, the three of them are on cloud nine. They spend that night in the same bed for the first time in far too long. They fall asleep whispering their commitment and love to one another, and they wake up in an absolute dream. The sun is pouring in, they are a beautiful tangle of fingers, arms, and legs, and they have a beautiful future ahead of them. They are a family.

- Mod Snafu

[bisexualharrypotter]

Andromeda and Ted knew each other, of course. They went to the same school in the same grade. They shared some classes over the years. But they didn't really know each other in a friendly sense. Not until 6th year when a 7th year started a Queer Wix Association and bi Dromeda and demia trans Ted both stopped by to check it out. Their meeting was short and they were awkward with each other, yet drawn to getting to know each other more. It didn't take long for them to become inseparable.

The 7th year is a Ravenclaw so of course they ask people to do short presentations on any queer topic they like at the beginning of their bi-weekly meetings. Ted does one on theories about all the founders being trans (his favorite supporting evidence being that all of their names alliterate like his). The next week Andromeda does one on three centuries of wixen who challenged queerphobia in pureblood society (because continuing one’s pureblood line generally lends itself to upholding amotonormativity, heteronormativity, and cisnormativity). Of course they approach one another after each one’s presentation and tell them how great it was. They have so many questions for one another that both times they miss curfew. (However, only one of them is caught, and just the one time. Ted never lets her live it down.)

- Mod Snafu

[bisexualharrypotter]

Transfeminine Luna is a harbor for all the lil queer kids at Hogwarts. They don't mind that she's "weird" or "eccentric". She knows things - and is happy to explain them with no judgement - and she understands them and she's a great listener. She always has candies tucked away somewhere to comfort them with. She loves giving hugs but also respects it if you don't like hugs. She's also a great storyteller and will escort them to any classes they want. Transfem Luna finds her place being a mentor.

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