#mod: alexia

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Thomas: Am I in trouble?

Alison: Take a guess.

Thomas: No?

Alison: Take another guess.

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David: I just realized something. I had a bad childhood

Stevie: Yeah, I know.

David: What do you mean?

Stevie: I mean, look at you.

David: What do you mean, "look at me”?

Stevie: Look at the way you stand… People who had good childhoods don't stand like that.

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Alison: [To the Captain] You're gonna be fine. Just try to lightly flirt with him

[Later]

Julian: [Holds hand up for a high-five] Nice!

Captain: [Under his breath]Just flirt lightly. No big deal. Just keep it light

Captain: [High-fives]

Captain: [Intertwines fingers]

Captain: I love you

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[After the Captain compliments Alison]

Alison: Thanks, dad.

[Everyone stops]

Alison: Why is everyone staring at me?

Kitty: You just called the Captain "dad." You said, "thanks, dad."

Alison: What? No, I didn't. I said, "thanks, man."

The Captain: Do you see me as a father figure, Alison?

Alison: [Awkwardly] No. If anything, I see you as a "bother" figure, 'cause you're always bothering me.

Robin: Hey, show your father some respect

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[The Captain and Julian annoyed with Alison]

Julian: Let's destroy everything that's dear to her. Let's indoctrinate her into the cathedral of agony.

Captain: I'm gonna give her a very stern talking to.

Julian: You're a regular Mad Max aren't ya?

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Thomas: Are you listening to me

Alison: [Nods]

Thomas: What did I just say?

Alison: [Nods]

Thomas:

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Alison: Oh my God, you are such a sore loser.

The Captain: I am not a sore loser. It’s just that I prefer to win and when I don’t, I get furious.

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Captain: I like saying no. It lowers their enthusiasm.