Incorrect Ghosts Quotes

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Thomas: Am I in trouble?

Alison: Take a guess.

Thomas: No?

Alison: Take another guess.

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Alison: [To the Captain] You're gonna be fine. Just try to lightly flirt with him

[Later]

Julian: [Holds hand up for a high-five] Nice!

Captain: [Under his breath]Just flirt lightly. No big deal. Just keep it light

Captain: [High-fives]

Captain: [Intertwines fingers]

Captain: I love you

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Thomas: Are you listening to me

Alison: [Nods]

Thomas: What did I just say?

Alison: [Nods]

Thomas:

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[The Captain and Julian annoyed with Alison]

Julian: Let's destroy everything that's dear to her. Let's indoctrinate her into the cathedral of agony.

Captain: I'm gonna give her a very stern talking to.

Julian: You're a regular Mad Max aren't ya?

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Kitty: I'm still reconciling today's language and its advancements. For example, in my era, a "toilet" was a vanity cabinet, "intercourse" was simply "social conversation," "awful" meant "awe-inspiring"

Julian: So if I went out with a girl and we had "awful intercourse," we'd be going on a second date?

Kitty: Disconcerting, yet accurate.

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Alison: Oh my God, you are such a sore loser.

The Captain: I am not a sore loser. It’s just that I prefer to win and when I don’t, I get furious.

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Alison: I am going to speak to you very vaguely about a problem I have, and you cannot ask me any questions about it

Fanny: That is my ideal conversation, aside from no conversation but that feels unlikely

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Julian: [Using the laptop] Alison, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you could have network connectivity problems.

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Captain: I like saying no. It lowers their enthusiasm.

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Thomas in a sulky mood: Love is a myth. Why is this earth so big, and I am so small?

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Kitty: I think Alison is in trouble

Julian: Alright. Struggling to give a fuck if I'm honest

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Thomas: Mike isn’t even a man. He’s some kind of man-boy, man-child hybrid. The other day Alison had to tell him not to pull a dog’s tail.

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Mike: Aren’t all rats technically “rat bastards.” I mean they don’t have a concept of marriage.

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The Captain: I think it’s so exhausting having to confront everybody’s deficiencies day to day - so I’d like it if everyone were able to rise up a little a bit so I wouldn’t be so tired.

Julian:… You think you’re tired… because of other people…

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Alison: Why even bring up you know German, if you don't- if you don't know German?

Julian: Here, here- senf.

Alison: What does that mean?

Julian: [Serious] Mustard.

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Alison: [Filling out Robin’s crossword] Heating device.

Robin: Radiator.

Alison: Five letters.

Robin: Rdatr.

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[Julian explaining his sexuality to the group]

Julian: Um, I do drink red wine. But I also drink white wine…

Julian: And I've been known to sample the occasional rosé. And a couple summers back I tried a merlot, that used to be a chardonnay…

Julian: Which got a bit complicated.

Pat: Yeah, so, you're just really open to all wines.

Julian: I like the wine, and not the label