#moderator speaking

[spokeisdefinitelynothere]

Hey!! Mod aka Laven here! It's 4 am and I'm tired af.. But I made Ire a design sooo yeahhh!!!!

Her legs were fun to make...

[collisionwraith]

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[askthesatanchild]

Mulberry boy or jack for the character asks ^^

((ooh okay, i don’t have a lot of feelings about the mulberry boy so i’ll do jack!

favorite thing about them: jack merridew’s an asshole twelve-year-old accidental cult leader and he either does not realize it, or is very unapologetic about it. in either case, i love me a good asshole character

least favorite thing: i also hate him precisely because he’s such an entitled asshole child. one could say i have a love-hate relationship with him

favorite line:

“The boy himself came forward, vaulted on to the platform with his cloak flying, and peered into what to him was almost complete darkness” (Golding 19).

from the first time we meet him. god this mf’s dramatic, thinking he’s batman or some shit

brOTP: jack and roger hands down. i mean— morally reprehensible buddies, you know?

OTP: okay don’t hate me, because i do love jalph, BUT… my jack-halved OTP is actually jager (jack/roger) because i love a good ride-or-die dynamic. crime boyfriends >>>>>

nOTP: i… don’t have a lot of nOTPs in general, so i don’t have one with jack in it. if i have to choose, maybe (both aged up) jack/any of the littluns? i haven’t seen any of those ships going around, but in general i don’t see jack dating people too much younger than himself because he doesn’t want to deal with anyone’s immaturity (ironic, considering i hc grown-up jack as one of the most emotionally immature people on god’s green earth)

random headcanon: THEATRE DIVA JACK THEATRE DIVA JACK THEATRE DIVA JACK! LISTEN I HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS ABOUT THEATRE DIVA JACK OKAY SKDHSKBDJSJ HERE HAVE A PREVIOUSLY UNRELEASED THEATRE DIVA JACK DRAWING TOO SKDBKSBDJSBSJSBSJJ-

unpopular opinion: i don’t think i have any? the fandom analyzes jack pretty well. we tend to make jack too hot, idk. i always see him as the type of character to be attractive more because of his passion and charisma than his looks.

also idk if this other opinion (or more like analysis??) is unpopular or not but, jack, the character, led a cult of personality and is a really well-portrayed example of the style of (essentially) white supremacy-based and fearmongering leadership that’s brought on the rise of similar real-life dictators/dictators in the making (*cough*trumpet*cough*) god, talk to me about the parallels of lotf and modern day politics and i’ll never shut up

song i associate with them: no light no light by florence and the machine (for jalph purposes), choke by iDKHOW, also, for some reason, give it away by red hot chilli pepper

favorite picture of them: there’s so much good jack fanart out there, so i’ll choose to show this screencap from the 1963 movie. jack looks spiteful as fuck in here and i think tom chapin portrayed him really well

thanks for the ask! i hope this answer wasn’t too long lol, it got away from me. send some more characters!!))

[askthesatanchild]

((i made a feral!simon playlist because even though i love that we all agree on soft cottagecore simon, i want him to,,, get angry, go feral, or just generally have a playlist with more noise))

((please block my tumblr and the tag “askthesatanchild” if you don’t want to see my content. thank you!))

[askthesatanchild]

((lotf has been my five-year-long hyperfixation and i’ve only able to make, like, one friend from it. where do all lotf folks hang out and chat these days?))

[askthesatanchild]

((lol i know it’s lotf season when the ancient lotf shitposts on my main start making the rounds))

[askthesatanchild]

((show don’t tell but it’s me going around in circles just to hammer in the simple fact that roger and simon are in love challenge

or: i wrote a thing, which will soon morph into a collection of things

https://archiveofourown.org/works/32242834))

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[askthesatanchild]

((currently thinking about “retribution”...))