Sep 14, 2024
i have so many modern!Polin headcanons but my fav one is that Colin is horny on Main for Penelope always. Penelope is dressed head to toe in a turtle neck, ankle length skirt, and you can barely see her shape? hottest woman he's ever seen in his life. in fact, he's probably hornier when she's wearing more clothes, because he can IMAGINE. she's dating other people/they're not together...YET. Colin will have her any way she offers herself. wanna just be besties, hanging out and watching TV? sure! fuckin every night? definitely! MARRIED???? 💯 yes to it ALL. he just wants her. forever. always. whatever he can get as long as he has HER. ughhhhhh he's such a fucking SIMP!!!!
