#moeposting

[ultimateyuritruther]

There's only one thing I'm excited for when I'm older and that is getting a hysterectomy because two reasons

I hate kids and periods

And you can take your uterus home with you in a little jar and that's so fucking cool

Please let me get a hysterectomy I need to rip out my uterus and put it in a jar to put it on my shelf so people can gawk at my uterus

I'm lesbian I don't need it anyway

[the-doggy-diaries]

pissing all by yourself, handsome ?

[leaslichoma]

???????????????

[molluna]

im mad as hell for no apparent reason

[arg-assholes]

dude reading that bio took so long without our glasses. Sup yall

-random ass regect fictive

yooooo. Moeposting but hi :•) and I giggled reading this ask

[ultimateyuritruther]

I miss when my dreams were abnormally violent

[ultimateyuritruther]

"You're like Bjork with better fashion sense"-say anything

[ultimateyuritruther]

You know what would be cool a nice princess bed with the things a princess would have

Very descriptive I know