TAG. YOU’RE IT. The rules are to state 10 random facts about yourself. Then, go to your ten favourite blogs and tell them they’re it :)
i’m in your top ten blogs! *squee*
(i don’t think my favorite blogs have the patience for this tbh…please know that i appreciate the sentiment but they already act like i don’t exist and i don’t want to make them to like me any less so i’ll slink away now)
i’ll tell you some stuff about molly though because she can be interesting
1. she really is working on the drawings, but she’s also in like Art XV AP Honors or something so she doesn’t have much free time for our follies
2. we met in middle school and she can recall when. i can’t because i have an awful memory. i sort of feel badly about it…then it slips my mind.
3. i spend a lot of time trying to get molly to date the suitors i deem fit. she seems preoccupied with homosexuals, though.
4. when molly isn’t pondering the ins and outs of anal intercourse, she twiddles her thumbs and does fashion. she’s making her own prom dress with some sort of complex one-shoulder corset contraption and i tried to sew a hole in one of my bags and i stepped on and through a needle and you can see how we differ
5. she seems to keep a lot of intelligent friends around which is probably a good thing because it sort of means she’s intelligent by default. she really wants to go out of state to a fittingly intelligent university but i’m secretly hoping her parents don’t let her like they said because lONELy
6. molly started the asymmetrical skirt trend. you know, the one where it’s long in the back and short in the front? i’m not kidding.
7. she let me draw stupid lyrics on her hand today and it was very patient and good-natured and i’m not sure i would be so forgiving if i had to keep an idiot entertained as she does
8. molly seems to have bad luck with relationships. i don’t know everything, but from what i gather she often finds herself in the company of assholes, dumb poop heads, and men otherwise undeserving of her attention. it’s an affliction, truly, to be of a consistently higher caliber than the people around you. ask her about it.
9. she goes out and does social things and keeps up with her schoolwork and generally is a good person, which is why i’m the one online 90% of the time.
10. molly has a lot less hair than me. this joke will never cease to amuse me.
