#mommisms

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"When I ask her what it's like..."

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[contrarynegress]

No TV for Tots Past Ten

channel flipping with mom:  "what is this, children's programming? children shouldn't be up at this hour. this channel should be off. this is for ghetto children and children with no boundaries. mkay, there wasn't nothing on for you after 9pm. if you're 12 and under, no tv after 9." -- we flipped past nickelodeon, or sprout or whatever shit for tots at ten

[meeshelmybell]

Mommisms by Anita Renfroe

I swear I am super cool.  I have great hair, tattoos, and piercings. I can turn a man's head, and a few women's. But at the end of the day, I am just the mom of two boys who swear I am around just to suck the cool out of them; and I wouldn't have it any other way.

This video gave me life.  I have said every last one of those phrases to my children.