#mommmmm

[archliches]

ah yes the Yuletide season also known as the time of the year where i "ruin the mood" by violently slapping down any sharing of supposed Pre-Christian Yule shit by slapping it into one of two big buckets: the "70s Wiccan Shit" bucket and the "Neo-Nazi Burzum Shit" bucket

[kickbutts-singsongs]

Okay I’ve already been beefing with Instagram for adding the feature where we scroll thru reels and it automatically shows us if it was ‘liked’ by people I follow (cuz I watch anime and I don’t wanna accidentally out myself to my fam lmao) but Jesus Fuckin Christ this was the straw that broke the camel’s back

(be warned it’s kinda nsfw)

I just came upon a reel that had a woman in a black dress sipping wine with text that said ‘when u want him to tie u up and edge u til u cry but u gotta act cool and mysterious’ and I was already like uhhh not my thing (sex-repulsed) but then I saw in that little bubble area that some people I knew liked it and I was like eh kinda tmi but to each their own i guess but then but then—

I recognize one of the profile pics that liked it. My face blanches in horror. I drop my phone and hold my head in my hands.

It was my mom.

[danelloevee-sky]

MY MOM??????? DREAMS MOM IS IN AVIARY?????

[skyward-floored]

Apparently my mom took pictures of warrior cats art I doodled in my school books ages ago help

[teetkmost123]

*knocks on the door*

*look at my lock door with horror in my eyes*

No

Not this shit again

[sketchartist444]

DO YOU WANNA USE YOUR UNO REVERSE CARD BECAUSE I WILL 100% COME INTO YOUR ASKS TO SAY NICE THINGS OKAY (even if u don't wanna use it) YOU'RE AMAZING AND WONDERFUL AND THE BEST AND I ADORE YOU AND LOVE YOU AND WOULD DIE AND/OR KILL FOR YOU 💛💛💛

AAAAAAAAAAA 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛

[greasermodi]

i feel a little bitter, and i want to snuggle

[scullyitsme]

Did I miss the time we talked about the photos on Maggie Scully’s nightstand or