#mompls

[daphuu]

My mom: hey, am I using “oof” correctly

Me: what, explain

My mom: oof

Me: yes ?

My mom: out of fucks, right? OOF? O o f?

Me: ........ pretty much. Sure. Yes. But also no.

My mom: (—_—)

[slackergami]

TRES!!!! YOU ARE NOT MEDIOCRE SO STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!! >=( Your Art Is Great, I’ll have you know.

You’re just biased, mom 😩

[happyvoidgladiator]

I have curly hair btw.

Mom: imagine if you married a guy with curly hair.

Me: ...

Mom: imagine how your kids would be like.

Me: adopted  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Mom: oh kid, c’mon

[omqitzponiez-blog]

Eh.. Mom pls.

Mom: Hey, how's your day? 8=======D

Me: Mom. mom. Why did you type that emoji....

Mom: What do you mean? 8========D Is a smiley face!

Me: Mom, it's a penis emoji.

Mom: Well, I saw your brothers write it to their girlfriends, and they told me it was an alien emoji! Wait, so 8=====D ~ {()} isn't an alien going onto a ship?

Me: No mom, it isn't..

Mom: Bring them to my room.

[invisiblevoices]

Think I'll have to take my words back in a few days' time but as of now, I really need a heater at home. This is the coldest I've been in SG in 20 years omg

/edit/ My mom just asked if I wanted to turn on the aircon... What. 

[urulokid]

WHEN YOU MAKE WHIPPED CREAM AND MOM WANTS A SELFIE #face #peachcobbler #mompls

[slytherjin]

[yurxlla]

Korean parents 101 - Pt 1

Me : If I tell you my grades, will you be chill about it?

Mom : Sure

Me : So I got all A's except for one C, I did well right? :D

Mom : Why child?

Me : I thought you said you were gonna be chill...

Mom : There's no chill when it comes to your grades