#monkey paw

[gobblechopstv]

THOH

[supergiffanyfan2]

did i post this yet??

[anobiumpunctatum60]

A Jason Todd AU of The Monkey’s Paw is currently in the writing✍🏼

Find me on ao3: AnobiumPunctatum

[takane]

2026 ayano's theory of happiness (anime edition) would be ai generated

[woopergamer]

Me, holding monkey paw: hot girlfriend that loves me, 10 trillion dollars in my bank account, the blankets on my bed are always cold, infinite air conditioning always—

Zookeeper: OH MY GOD GET HIM OUT OF THERE.

Monkey: (removes my face)

[voxtheenby]

Treehouse of Horror Project: Part Deux

[maniaeofmadness]

he a little tortured, but he cute

[upthewitchypunx]

Does anyone else spend time trying to avoid monkey paw outcomes on absurd wishes?

I just weeded grass out of the yard I have been trying to make grass less for over a decade. If I made a wish that grass couldn't grow in my yard that would include rice, and corn, and oats and all sorts of things.

Then I harvested fava beans and some early strawberries and made myself a drink of muddled mint and strawberries, gin, elderflower liqueur, and fizzy water in a Supernatural pint glass I found at a thrift store.