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did i post this yet??
A Jason Todd AU of The Monkey’s Paw is currently in the writing✍🏼
Find me on ao3: AnobiumPunctatum
2026 ayano's theory of happiness (anime edition) would be ai generated
Me, holding monkey paw: hot girlfriend that loves me, 10 trillion dollars in my bank account, the blankets on my bed are always cold, infinite air conditioning always—
Zookeeper: OH MY GOD GET HIM OUT OF THERE.
Monkey: (removes my face)
Treehouse of Horror Project: Part Deux
he a little tortured, but he cute
Does anyone else spend time trying to avoid monkey paw outcomes on absurd wishes?
I just weeded grass out of the yard I have been trying to make grass less for over a decade. If I made a wish that grass couldn't grow in my yard that would include rice, and corn, and oats and all sorts of things.
Then I harvested fava beans and some early strawberries and made myself a drink of muddled mint and strawberries, gin, elderflower liqueur, and fizzy water in a Supernatural pint glass I found at a thrift store.