Jul 1
Me, holding monkey paw: hot girlfriend that loves me, 10 trillion dollars in my bank account, the blankets on my bed are always cold, infinite air conditioning always—
Zookeeper: OH MY GOD GET HIM OUT OF THERE.
Monkey: (removes my face)
seen from Türkiye
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seen from Malaysia
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seen from United Kingdom
seen from Türkiye
seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from Vietnam
seen from Germany
seen from Ireland
seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from Türkiye
seen from Russia
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from T1
seen from Germany
Me, holding monkey paw: hot girlfriend that loves me, 10 trillion dollars in my bank account, the blankets on my bed are always cold, infinite air conditioning always—
Zookeeper: OH MY GOD GET HIM OUT OF THERE.
Monkey: (removes my face)