hc that wukong hates monkey puns. someone says he's "just monkeying around" and he decks them without hesitation.
like - "wow! he sure is going bananas!" immediately suplexed.
actually: wukong hates monkey puns but macaque finds them hilarious
"stop copying me"
"monkey see monkey do"
and THAT is why wukong killed macaque
macaque: im gonna go ape shit
swk: but what if i killed you right now
mac: i'm going bananas !
swk: i'm going to blind you !
im so committed to this hc now swk hates monkey puns with every fiber of his being and macaque loves pissing him off with every fiber of his being
one day mk is like "ahh we're just.. just monkeying around haha" and swk just stares at him and, in the absolute flattest, most emotionless tone: "haha. yeah. just," wukong gags, "monkeying.. around.."
like 30 minutes later pulls mk aside - "never say that shit to me again"
after getting close to people again swk starts to miss the solitude of pre-successor because as much as he loves mk people won't stop making monkey puns at him
"how you doing, monkey king? just monkeying-"
"do not.. do not finish that goddamn sentence..."
swk is constantly on edge bc he can't just deck his successor for making monkey puns like he would macaque
anti-monkey pun wukong has a chokehold on me right now im so serious
sun wukong would have broken out of his possession upon hearing a singular monkey pun .
swk hears the "funny monkey gif" song and immediately shatters mei's phone
