#monoasks

[messengeroflight]

White eyed blood reminds me of spilt milk :) see me on the front page of your papers again tomorrow sweetie

At least I don’t have to see you and your atrocious visage in person, Asterion. 

And again, proof for how petty and impulsive Darks are. Your soldiers are dropping dead like flies. You can mock our clearly superior battle tactics when you’ve grown up and learn to wage war like an adult, “sweetie”. 

[gooddaybastards]

Also, for those of you who sent in hypothetical executions, don't worry... Your headmaster hasn't forgotten!

They just have to pass through my Super High School Level quality control before I release them into the wild!

[gooddaybastards]

have i forgot to tell you that i love you? because i do. you're my favorite bear.

Well, who else would be your favorite bear? Winnie the Pooh?

[gooddaybastards]

this blog gives me motivation to have a decent sleeping schedule tbh

Decent? How about a Super High School Level sleeping schedule? Early to bed and early to rise…

...Makes a student blind to Despair Academy's lies!

Oops, did I say that aloud? Upupu...

[gooddaybastards]

monokuma!!!! ^______^ i love u!!!! thank u for being here when i wake up and go to sleep!!!

Of course I appreciate feedback on my work, but...

Are such flagrant displays of affection really necessary? I am trying to induce despair in your mornings and evenings, not love. Unless...

Are you saying you love that despair? That despair of knowing your sweet dreams have come to an end or that your day has been completely squandered away once more?

I'll make sure I save an extraordinarily, stupendously despair-inducing execution for you, then!

[gooddaybastards]

Have you ever considered doing CET?

((ahhh sorry, i'm only doing the five timezones i currently have running))

[gooddaybastards]

*pees on the floor and dies*

Uh...

... A body has been discovered?