MONSTER PROM: DOOMED TO REPEAT Page #051 - Updated Tuesday + Thursday!
"I'll return in a little while, infant." Haha! Or whatever he says. Hey, 17-year-old I keep referencing in these! Have you seen -that- movie??
Did you know!? You won't actually sink in lava! (Or magma.) Lava is just rocks! Super ultra liquidy rocks. And rocks are dense! Denser than you! You wouldn't sink in rocks, so you wouldn't sink in lava!
INSTEAD… You will catch fire and get instant 3rd degree burns (da worst kind!), your skin will boil and you will perish very nearly immediately. Actually, I just googled it. You can live long enough to be taken to a hospital! But you'll die there. So this entire comic is a sham.
Look, do you want science or lava shenanigans!?
Actually, while we're at it, you don't sink in quicksand either. You can just float on it.
Ugh, cartoons were a lie all along. I bet you can't even stop a war with the power of friendship….
