#mooning-sirius

[asktheboywholived]

Charlie, what did you do to get that nasty scar on your mouth? An over-enthusiastic dragon?

Charlie: A dragon crashed into my dad’s car... and like... pulled out a knife and gave me this scar. It was badass. 

[lizziebennetnotinjapan]

Do you mean there are people who don't dip their biscuits? How are you supposed to eat them then, uh? SAVAGES

((I love this. So. Much.))

[nerdie-faerie]

I had no idea what to do for this one so I did you as Sirius sorry its not what you asked

@mooning-sirius

[drabbles-drabbles-everywhere]

What about prompt 47? 🤣

47- “Dogs don’t wear clothes,” 

“Sirius, Harry, I’m home!” Severus shouted, toeing off his shoes before seeking out the two boys.

“Living room!” Harry shouted back, giggling at whatever him and Sirius were doing. Severus would never admit it, but he did love watching Harry for James and Lily, even if James was still a prat most of the time. The six year old was at that stage where he was rather sassy and would always have some sort of snarky comment.

“What are you boys up to?’ Severus asked, leaning against the door frame, spying only Harry sitting in the living room, a few shirts and pants strewn about around him. “Where’s Sirius?”

“We’re playing dress up. Uncle Pads hid so you didn’t see him yet,” Harry replied, trying to hid his giggling and keep his gaze from shifting to behind the couch.

“Well can I see him now?” Severus asked, trying to peek over the couch without being spotted by his husband.

“Yeah!” Harry exclaimed, lighting up like a kid on christmas. “Paddy come out!” Severus frowned. Is Sirius Padfoot right now? That was the only time Harry usually called him Paddy. Does that mean Harry was dressing up Padfoot? Severus thought to himself. His questions were answered when Padfoot came out from behind the couch, a large pink shirt covering most of his body, a pair of pants barely pulled up his hind legs, and a gryffindor scarf tied around his neck.

Severus couldn’t help the laugh that burst out upon seeing Padfoot dressed like that. When he heard Padfoot growl it just made him laugh harder, until he was holding his sides and almost doubled over with laughter. It took him a few minutes to compose himself enough to look at or talk to either of them.

“Harry why were you playing dress up with Pads? Dogs don’t wear clothes,” Severus asked, sitting on the floor in front of the pouting dog, if dogs could pout that is. Harry turned to look at Severus, a frown on his face, but a mischievous look in his eyes.  

“But Uncle Sev, Uncle Sirius wears clothes,” Harry replied, looking at both men with a wide-eyed, innocent look on his face.

“Did he…”

“He just…” Severus and Sirius began, staring wide eyed at the bot sitting in front of them. Severus broke first, laughing at Sirius’ wide-eyed expression.

“He just called you a dog!” Severus shouted, holding his stomach as he laughed. “That is definitely James’ son,” Severus laughed, wiping the tears from his eyes.

Sirius didn’t know what to say to that. Instead he just looked from a smirking Harry to his laughing husband. The boy was only six and he had better comebacks than they did when they were 11. “What have we created?” Sirius whispered, causing Severus to laugh even harder at the horror that filled his voice. They had indeed created a snarky monster, but damn was he proud of that.

(Thank you for the prompt! ^^ This was the first idea that popped into my head and it was perfect. Could you imagine how sassy/snarky that boy would be when raised around the marauders and Severus?)

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[asktonks]

Tonks, what you did to get detention this time?

[storiadiaries]

[isolemlysweariamwolfstarforever]

Pass the happy! ^_^ When you get this, reply with 5 things that make you happy and send this to the last 10 people in your notifications!<3

1. My brother, as he was the first person who knew I’m Androgynous. He was really supportive and he’s so amazing ❤️

2. Coffee and tea. The real reasons my life’s isn’t so messed up.

3. Animlas. They’re just, so cute 😍. How can you not like animals?

4. Chocolate, ah my lovely comfort food that I could use right now.

5. My family/friends who have learned about my cosplay account here and on instagram and haven’t seemed weirded out by it.

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I don’t understand half of the things people are saying because idk i have problems with understanding people speaking on the phone/videocalls/whatever that’s not face to face, so yeah i usually embarass myself a lot xD also add that english is not my native tongue and i might not be at my best at 3am and that’s a recipe for disaster

hey english is my native tongue and i can barely use it at 3am so you’re doing really well haha! and ahhh i just tend to get quiet when i’m anxious so i worry that people think i’m unhappy and it’s like no!!! just anxious!!!