Merlin: "you ever just do something and you're like what the he- FUCK is goin on"
*to arthur* "everybody gets tireddd, but today I'm just tired of you"
"I'm a bad bitch YOU CAN'T KILL ME"
Arthur: "DON'T FUCK WITH ME I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE AAAAAA"
"next time you put a hand on me, imma fuckin rip your FACE OFF BITCH" "what did he do do to you" "cause he fucKIN PUSHED ME THATS-"
"stop saying I look like chicken little, he's dumb and he's a coward and I'm NOT A COWARD"
Morgana: *looks at batteries of different power* "aaa" "aaaaAA" "AAAAAAAAAAA"
"ok you're on timeout get on top of the fridge, get up there" "this house iS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE"
"I don't need friends they disappoint me"
Uther: "hi thanks for checking in I'm still a piece of garbage"
"what's better than this! Guys bein dudes"
*to arthur* "jump, son. Do you trust me?" "yes" *arthur jumps, falls*"rule no 1, never trust anyone-"
Gwaine: "we all dyin you either kill yourself or get killed *dances* whacha gon do?"
Kilgarrah: "honey you got a big storm comin"
Gaius: "mm that is NOT correct... Because according to the encyclopedia of akhgdegh"
"disgusted, I am revolted I dedicate my entire life to *Camelot and its policies* and THIS IS THE THANKS I GET??"
"when will you learn? WHEN WILL YOU LEARN??? THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES????"
Gwen: "Roses are red, Violets are blue... Why... Why'd you leave me karen Arthur** what did I do??"
Percival: ""HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAVEN!!" "... i can't swim"
Lancelot: *writes 4×4=16 on car* *runs away*
Elyan: "like this if you ever get the feeling that... That you... That you wanna die and that it's monday"