49. Fake Married & 74. Huddling for Warmth + Jean and Lucien = ...
Married couples in Ballarat are being killed. Newlyweds, mostly. Lucien is the one to discover the common characteristic - each couple recently moved into a new house. Each from the same real estate company. Naturally, he and Jean must go undercover as a married couple to solve it. She makes a show of trying to refuse, telling him she's no good at this sort of thing, but he insists that she'll do great, he should be worried since he's not a very good actor. Now we all know Lucien is a very affectionate person, and y'all can imagine that if he's pretending to be Jean's husband, he's gonna do his best to play the part. Lots of cheek kissing, putting his arm around her, heart eyes. She should be annoyed with him but instead she really likes him this affectionate and doesn't quite know what to think about that, is definitely in denial of her feelings. Lucien knows he's in love with her, but also knows she would never choose a man like him, and keeps making offhand half-joking comments about how ironic this fake marriage is and how it would never really happen hahahahahahaha. He's being self-deprecating as a defense mechanism but it only serves to further confuse Jean. So anyway they go through the process of house hunting and get into some mystery solving antics along the way (at some point they definitely so sneaking around in some supply closet for clues and when they hear someone coming Lucien decides the only way to explain away their presence in the closet is to be caught making out). At some point Lucien is convinced something fishy is going on inside the actual house, so he decides to spend the night there, even though they haven't actually bought the house yet and it's not ready to be lived in. Jean, of course, isn't going to let him do it alone, so they both camp out in the house. One thing they didn't consider was how cold it would get in an empty house with no heat because there aren't actually supposed to be people in there. In the end there is no choice but to snuggle share body heat until the early hours of the morning, when the killer arrives and they catch them or whatever. So the case wraps up and they're both internally realizing that this charade is over and wondering if they can really just go back to normal.
Jean says, "well I suppose you can stop acting like you're in love with me now."
Lucien takes her hand with the most fearful look she's ever seen in his eyes and says, "I told you from the beginning, Jean. I'm not a very good actor."
They kiss. He tells her he loves her. She loves him too.














